Definitions by gumba gumba
Micra
(n.) Nissan which was designed primarily for geriatrics, featuring large windows and doors, ugly as hell looks, stupid choice of colours and stock with 10 and a half horses
My dad and I rented a purple Micra in Spain last summer. Tohgether we weigh over 550lbs, plus the luggage. We pulled off into the motorway, where it took us about 80 seconds to reach 67mph, at which the car topped out.
It took us over an hour and a half to complete a 50 minute journey.
It took us over an hour and a half to complete a 50 minute journey.
Micra by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
The Last Word
The Last Word by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
land of hope and glory
Land of Hope and Glory,
Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee,
Who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet.
Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee,
Who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet.
land of hope and glory by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
netball
(n.) A rather lame British game played by eight year old girls. With one rule change and a bigger playing area this effiminate game of skill and control becomes america's biggest sport, played by tall geeks and black homosexuals.
Netball, a girls game, became basketball
Rounders, a girls game, became baseball
rugby, an excellent game for real men, was adopted by repressed homos and called football, named after a very popular sport.
Rounders, a girls game, became baseball
rugby, an excellent game for real men, was adopted by repressed homos and called football, named after a very popular sport.
netball by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
slash and burn
slash and burn by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
fat joe
A fat ass rapper who made one of the lamest duets ever with ashanti and ja rule. I swear, he's white. Also, his little stint on mtv cribs a while ago showed he knows fuck all about cars, see my definition of rover
fat joe by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004