gumba gumba's definitions

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

postnig

An interesting typo for posting. See sony haters are retards

postnig shit in my name

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

6 Feet Tall

A six legged insect called the "tall", that usually has eight feet. Found predominatly in N. Africa.

Steve Irwin: I found a nest of talls, and look at this beauty right 'ere, a six feet tall! These are really rare down under, they tend to live in north africa.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

pt cruiser

One VERY poor attempt by an american company to make a mark on the european MPV market by making a smaller, and quite useless car. Although it looks better than some MPV's (Fiat Multipla and Ford Galaxy in example) it just dosen't do the job and is beaten in EVERY OTHER ASPECT.


The typical owner of this crap has only ever owned one old car before, and decide to buy something newer for their twenties, without researching the market to find out just how awful the mechanics of this car are.

Renault Espace is waaaaaaaaay better. Hear that Chrysler? France makes better cars than you.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

who ate all the pies?

British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.


"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"

Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

YOU FAT BASTARD!


YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU ate all the pies!

by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004

femme fatale

A seductive, intelligent, witty and classy female assassin who goes predominantly against male targets who are lured into following her because she acts like a cock tease, but quickly meet their deaths when they least suspect it.

The term has become slightly overused/extended to include any woman who shows even the slightest hint of being femme fatale, or wearing black leather, to describe herself.

That femme fatale I used to call my girllfriend. stuck a gun in my nuts and threatened to give me a .44 calibre vasectomy. So I bitch slapped her.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

Schwarzenigger

Derogatory slang for a black person involved in bodybuilding.

"Heh, look, it's schwarzeNIGGER doing a bench press, go ask for his autograph."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004