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A term only used by atheists who have no idea about how little christian churches actually ask for, or that products actually cost money to make.
You people are fucking idiots, and I shall send a paedophile dressed up as a priest to your houses to molest you.
je$u$ by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

reclaimed insult

Any insult specific to a social group that members of that group have over time began to call eachother by, thus making it ineffective. However, it is considered inappropriate that an outsider to that group uses the term for fear fo being branded prejudiced.
kike/hymie, nigger/nigga, dyke, queer etc

Pax Britannica 

(n.) A submissive woman that makes no noises and no facial expressions during intercourse, while you can do just about any maneuvre you want on them.

(n.) Peaceful period of British Imperialism where Britain came to be the protector of all throughout the nineteenth century. All that wasn't part of the british empire was either a vichy government (as was the case in china) or extremely in favour of preserving good ties and would not challenge (most of europe, united states, russia, Japan). In short, the empire and informal empire meant that the world was as if it were one country, with London the capital.
Joanna is a pax britannica


Pax Britannica was gooooood

world peace 

Europe, north africa and eastern asia wide peace was achieved under pax romanis.

World peace was achieved, pretty much, under pax britannica in the nineteenth century. However, world peace was only achieved because every government in the world was


•Part of the british empire

• Vichy Government acting on behalf of London (China, most of africa not under the empire and parts of europe)

•Too afraid of Britains' reaction to actually start a war, fearing they would be replaced by a vichy government or raided by the rest of the empire.
In the last 2000 years, there have been 60 years of world peace, half under pax britannica.
world peace by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
(v.) To be forcibly excluded from internet chat.
KUNGfuJesus: you are sooo gay
ADMIN: Kungfujesus kicked.
kicked by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

iggy pop 

(n.) Old wrinkly guy who acts like he's some sex god addonis.

(adj.) To be worth a million in prizes.

(adj.) to be just a modern guy

(n.) To be a sex machine who drives a GTO, beats ones brains with liqour and rugs etc.
I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs
iggy pop by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a
guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty
tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo,
They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The
parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all
prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
umbungo by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004