Beautiful beast of a supercar made in small numbers by Jaguar. Once the worlds' fastet road car. STILL faster than any road ferrari. An awesome bargain, and favourite with celebrities. Surprisingly, not a posers car, but one owned by genuine car maniacs.
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
I asked jeeves about jaguar maintainance and it gave me seven pages of irrelevant websites about the importance of properly mucking out animals, reasons to buy a big cat, reasosn not to buy endangered, non-domestic or dangerous species, fanboy webpages on 1993 computers, and finally, at the seventh page; a link to jaguar.com, which only told me about formula 1 racing and buying new cars.
by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004
Patient: I think I have ball cancer
Doctor: let me take a look
Doctor: You don't have cancer, but the poop implies you are one hell of a fuckass faggot.
Doctor: let me take a look
Doctor: You don't have cancer, but the poop implies you are one hell of a fuckass faggot.
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
Term used to describe anyone who is of an enviable lifestyle, yet dosen't seem to desrve it. Used by jealous people who are somewhere around the average.
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
Urbandictionary: define your friends, teachers, hated forum members, disliked moderators, bigot views on christianity, bigot views on France, incoherant messages about your boyfriend, private jokes and other shiznit.
by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004