gumba gumba's definitions

that woman

someone not to have sexual relationships with

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

sub zero

The coolest of the mortal kombat ninja's. He's a great chractor if you can master his moves to just be repetitive and piss people off by getting flawless victories using near-unblockable sets of moves.

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Sub zero wins.

Flawless victory.

by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004

gobshite

Irish slur for a person who loudly extols the virtues of himself and will attempt to co-erce weaker people onto his side by collosaly ridiculing them as a punishment for not doing so.

John, you're a gobshite. All your friends are little shits, and you are so fat and ugly, babies shit themselves when they see you. You will never grow beyond 5'6"

by Gumba Gumba March 7, 2004

queer

Anything unusual, such as dropping the soap in the prison shower and having an oily and wet penis inserted into your orifice.

Golly! Someone has inserted a slippery phallus into my rectum, what a queer predicament I have found myself in.

by Gumba Gumba January 30, 2007

pompeii

Italian city around the bay of Naples that got totally pwn3d by mount vesuvius around 72AD. Neighbouring herculaneum and soem other place got destroyed too. The volcano erupts every two millenia, which means that it'll destroy the three million residents of pompeii and surrounding areas this century. Somehow, I get the feeling nobody cares.

pompeii pwnz0r'D!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

chin-wag

Also chinwag. A conversation, the term comes from one's chin appearing to wag during conversation. Most commonly used in Eire or the UK.

Next week we'll be having a chin-wag with the delivery company. There are delivering too slowly.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Atkins diet

Weight loss method devised in the 1970's by Richard Atkins. The basic principle is lower carbohydrate intake, as carbs are stored energy. If there is less carbohydrate, then the body will go to using fat, go directly to using fat, do not pass carbs, do not collec 200 calories.

The atkins is really fuckin' expensive, just go to the fuckin gym.


DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004