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lemon on wheels

(n.) A poorly manufactured car (american in nature, or with an american parent company usually) which has an engine too weak for the body, crap suspension, 11 seconds to sixty and 50-something mpg
Practically every Ford or GM, plus most of thier subsidiaries. Also, any Nissan Micra.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
mugGet the lemon on wheelsmug.

megalomania

Bill Gates is just a very good bizniz man.
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
mugGet the megalomaniamug.

vette

Shortened name for the Corvette. One of the few american cars that has any sort of overseas fanbase. Contrary to what many ignorant 'vette fans think, it is no-where near the same league as european uber-brans such as Ferrari, Porsche or even many beamers or benz'.


While it may go fast in a straight line, look like a shark, and help one to get blown, it is still crap.


Being that it is an american sports car, it suffers from "suspionus americanas sportas". Due to a lack of suspension, it gives a terrible ride (your spine will be totally destroyed within a year of buying it), rattles like an old man getting out of bed, and steers like, well, an american car. Due to the fact this was designed for racing in the broad streets of the good ol' USA, it sucks as a REAL race car, and on the narrower hills of europe, would probably get owned by a mini cooper.


Apparantly prone to malfunction.
America's half-assed answer to the 911?


Maybe not.
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
mugGet the vettemug.

lanky

An insult to refer to people who are tall, skinny, and have small shoulders, giving th appearance that they are weak and easily intimidated.
When the wind blows that lanky fuck flys away.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
mugGet the lankymug.

-ass

Suffix for all words. Mainly adjectives. Can also be used for nouns.
ADJ: That was one long-ass walk

N: My dad drives some Ford-ass car
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
mugGet the -assmug.

Quentin Tarantino

Hey, fake gumba, you forgot he wrote the script for Natural born killers! I don't think he liked what Oliver Stone did with it though.


Tarantino has produced many cult classics based on blaxploitations of the seventies, and hiring reknowned actors to undergo lengthy scenes.
QT r0xxx0rz j00 b0xxx0rz
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
mugGet the Quentin Tarantinomug.

rebel yell

A song by washed out new wave singer Billy Idol.
In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midniight hour babe- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell- "more, more, more"
More, more, more.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
mugGet the rebel yellmug.

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