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snotmail

What happens when you sign up for the spam-mail that you "should take advantage of" when you sign up for hotmail.
i'm going to delete all the snotmail
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
mugGet the snotmailmug.

we need to talk

How someone kicks off a conversation where it will be only they talking, and you sweating. Just the mere mention of these words can frighten your partner or employees.


The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.
there are enough examples in this definition already.
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
mugGet the we need to talkmug.
The reason that despite being fucked by thousands of people, elitists' mother does not have many many children.
by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004
mugGet the too many turns of the coat hangermug.

freddy mercury

One of the greatest rock legends of the 20th century. Of course, the homophobes will just bitch about him being gay. Funny how the first thing they notice is how someone is gay, most people don't look. maybe they're looking for others in the closet.
Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise

Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day

You got mud on yo’ face

You big disgrace

Kickin’ your can all over the place

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

Buddy you’re a young man hard man

Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day

You got blood on yo’ face

You big disgrace

Wavin’ your banner all over the place
by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004
mugGet the freddy mercurymug.

long streak of piss

(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.
Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...

Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss
by Gumba Gumba May 16, 2004
mugGet the long streak of pissmug.

Prussia

A kingdom which used to exist west of Russia, in what is now Northern Poland. It merged with Germany under Baron Otto Von Bismarck
Prussia was an enemy of France.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
mugGet the Prussiamug.

Micra

(n.) Nissan which was designed primarily for geriatrics, featuring large windows and doors, ugly as hell looks, stupid choice of colours and stock with 10 and a half horses
My dad and I rented a purple Micra in Spain last summer. Tohgether we weigh over 550lbs, plus the luggage. We pulled off into the motorway, where it took us about 80 seconds to reach 67mph, at which the car topped out.


It took us over an hour and a half to complete a 50 minute journey.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
mugGet the Micramug.

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