Definitions by gumba gumba

You and your... 

You and your hemorrhoids:

Derogative to address a none-too-liked party that implies they have an embarrasing medical condition


You and your sluts:


Derogative used on a group that Implies the dominant person embarrases him/herself by allowing weak and easily (sexually) satisfied people to accompany them.

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!


You and your sluts are not well recieved at social gatherings.

You and your... by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

dj 

Shorthand for Disc-Jockey

no example

dj by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

blower 

n. (Brit. slang) Telephone.

I was on the blower to my bookie and told me I was two grand down.

blower by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

stones 

1) Shorthand for the Rolling Stones.

2) plural of stone.

3) Multiple people who are stoned. An uncontrollable mispronounciation.

"Mick Jagger is a member of the stones"

"I threw stones at the cats"

"Yup, weis all stones rights now!"

stones by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Jibba Jabba 

Mr. T's way of saying Bullshit.

What this crazy foo' talkin' Jibba Jabba 'bout now?

Jibba Jabba by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

dogs bollocks 

British slang meaning one of the following.

1) To be the best example of its kind.

2) Dog testicles.

3) An alcoholic drink that can be found somewhere in most pubs or bars in the UK.

"The new Rolls-Royce phantom is the dogs' bollocks."

"The dogs' bollocks are gone, someone castrated him"

"No-one drinks the dogs bollocks, we just stock it because we like the name."

dogs bollocks by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

mutts nuts 

1) A more pre-watershed friendly version of Dogs bollocks.


2) Dog testicles.

3) To be the best example of its kind.

"The mutts nuts are going to be castrated"


"I am the mutt's nuts when it comes to drinking."

mutts nuts by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004