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(noun - I think)
An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only be a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only be a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar.
by gtbarry November 2, 2008
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by gtbarry October 23, 2008
Get the Colombian minute mug.Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
by gtbarry January 13, 2009
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means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
by gtbarry October 3, 2008
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by gtbarry January 7, 2009
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To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
by gtbarry November 5, 2008
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The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.
The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.
Dave and Hal are total cell mates. That guy takes his phone with him with everywhere he goes - even the different rooms in his apartment!
by gtbarry August 17, 2009
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