Mickelson

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.
Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!
by gtbarry July 07, 2006
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Mickelson

Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.
Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?
by gtbarry June 20, 2006
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Left behind

Leading a hedonistic and/or narcissistic lifestyle that would result in one being "left behind" when the alleged christian rapture allegedly happens and all the alleged "good" christians are taken to an alleged heaven. Thus leaving behind all the people not desired by the alleged christian alleged god.
Dan: Babe, you are so going to get left behind with that attitude.
Michelle: You mean with all the cool people?
Dan: Um, ya. Never thought about it like that before.
by gtbarry May 09, 2013
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JTM

JTM is short, text-messaging speak for: je t'aime ("I love you" in French).

This is popular in texting culture in French speaking countries.
Dan often sends his girlfriend, Michelle, a quick "JTM" text when he thinks of her during the day.
by gtbarry February 04, 2009
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kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)
Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
by gtbarry September 21, 2008
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kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)
Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
by gtbarry January 07, 2009
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konsequences

(noun - I think)

An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar and stormed outside.
by gtbarry August 07, 2008
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