Definitions by gtbarry
kommitment
Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
kommitment by gtbarry January 7, 2009
Applot
(noun)
***A combination of the words “apple” and “zealot” and therefore, pronounced like the word “applet”***
A member of a fanatical sect that is so partisan and overly enthusiastic that they have an uncritical and blinded devotion to anything made by Apple Computers. They are so intolerantly devoted to their own opinions and prejudices that they develop an elitist attitude and treat members of other groups with hatred or severe intolerance.
***A combination of the words “apple” and “zealot” and therefore, pronounced like the word “applet”***
A member of a fanatical sect that is so partisan and overly enthusiastic that they have an uncritical and blinded devotion to anything made by Apple Computers. They are so intolerantly devoted to their own opinions and prejudices that they develop an elitist attitude and treat members of other groups with hatred or severe intolerance.
kompromise
(noun or verb)
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
kompromise by gtbarry November 5, 2008
konsequences
(noun - I think)
An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only be a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only be a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar.
konsequences by gtbarry November 2, 2008
totals
(adverb)
means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
Colombian minute
My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.
Colombian minute by gtbarry October 23, 2008
rockstar friends
(noun)
When you are boyfriend and girlfriend when you are in the same city, but when you are apart you are just good friends who plan on seeing each other again - eventually.
When you are boyfriend and girlfriend when you are in the same city, but when you are apart you are just good friends who plan on seeing each other again - eventually.
Dan and Michelle may live in different countries, but they travel to meet up every few months cause they are rockstar friends.
rockstar friends by gtbarry October 14, 2008