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Mickelson

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.
Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!
by gtbarry July 7, 2006
mugGet the Mickelsonmug.

kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)
Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
by gtbarry January 13, 2009
mugGet the kommitmentmug.

totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"
by gtbarry November 2, 2008
mugGet the totalsmug.

vietnam

(noun)
a situation in which there is no chance of winning. See also....modern day version of this term is "iraq"
"Honey, does this make me look fat?"

"I am so not answering that. You are NOT getting me into THAT vietnam."
by gtbarry August 28, 2008
mugGet the vietnammug.

Mickelson

Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.
Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?
by gtbarry June 20, 2006
mugGet the Mickelsonmug.

Applot

(noun)

***A combination of the words “apple” and “zealot” and therefore, pronounced like the word “applet”***

A member of a fanatical sect that is so partisan and overly enthusiastic that they have an uncritical and blinded devotion to anything made by Apple Computers. They are so intolerantly devoted to their own opinions and prejudices that they develop an elitist attitude and treat members of other groups with hatred or severe intolerance.
Dan is such an Applot that he thinks the iPhone is “perfect.” But when I try to call him to convince him otherwise, he rarely has an AT&T signal and often his battery is dead.
by gtbarry December 9, 2008
mugGet the Applotmug.

cyber-vanity

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-affirmation
Dan is totally into cyber-vanity. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
mugGet the cyber-vanitymug.

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