kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)
Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
by gtbarry January 13, 2009
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vietnam

(noun)
a situation in which there is no chance of winning. See also....modern day version of this term is "iraq"
"Honey, does this make me look fat?"

"I am so not answering that. You are NOT getting me into THAT vietnam."
by gtbarry August 28, 2008
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Mickelson

Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.
Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?
by gtbarry June 20, 2006
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rockstar

Someone who can stay up and party all night long and then wake up and take care of business in the morning.
Dude, I was partying HARD until four in the morning but showered and went to work for an eight o'clock meeting - cause I'm a rockstar.
by gtbarry January 07, 2009
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Info Nympho

Someone who is obsessed with always being connected and up-to-date. Obsessive checking of email and blackberry usage and searching for wi-fi signals are good indicators.
My friend Dan is an Info Nympho. He always has his bluetooth in his ear and is constantly on his blackberry.
by gtbarry January 16, 2009
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Colombian minute

(noun) A Colombian minute is equal to about six minutes in real time to anyone not from Colombia.
My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.
by gtbarry October 23, 2008
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kompromise

(noun or verb)

To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
by gtbarry November 05, 2008
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