Definitions by gtbarry
kompromise
(noun or verb)
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving in to their viewpoint, all the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving in to their viewpoint, all the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
kompromise by gtbarry October 3, 2008
konsequences
(noun - I think)
An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar and stormed outside.
konsequences by gtbarry October 3, 2008
totals
(adverb)
means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
booby trap
Despite Dan's repeated request to Rosie to meet with her friend Lisa, he never met up with Lisa because Rosie booby trapped his attempts because she had a crush on him.
booby trap by gtbarry August 16, 2008
Boyfriend without benefits
Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."
Boyfriend without benefits by gtbarry November 19, 2007
Mickelson
Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.