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Saint Leo Apple Toss

The Saint Leo Apple Toss is an epic event that occurs only once a year. It generally occurs after a tanning session and immediately before a country music concert. The young male sees an apple an proceeds to throw it in the general direction of the concert. It is said that the loud blaring country music enrages the male so that he decides to throw a randomly placed apple.
Note: This is not to be confused with the St. augustine Apple Toss.

Dis: Man I'm pissed that our tanning session is over!

Lyle: Yeah, and there is a country music concert getting ready to start.

Dis: What the fuck! I'm gonna do the Saint Leo Apple Toss with this granny smith.

Lyle: Hell Yeah!

by Grinnell April 15, 2008

The Mudslide of St. Edwards

When you have the worst diarrhea runs. The shit sometimes just drips out of your ass crack, and on the floor causing an embarrasing moment for everybody. These runs usually happen every ten to fifteen minutes or so and maybe not coincidentally occur after dinner. They are especially bad when a sports movie is playing. The problem has not been diagnosed scientifically yet but it is clearly an issue in modern america society.

College Student 1: Man that kid must have the runs like no other
College student 2: Yea I heard he had the mudslide of st. edwards
College Student 1: Dude don't fuck around i hope u are kidding
College Student 2: Nah man I'm serious I wouldn't wish that upon anyone though.

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

20 Minute Snooze

A young, attractive male has been partying like a mother fucker for the past 2 weeks. The only time he takes off for partying is to go out for a nice big dinner. Then he proceeds to tell everyone that he has gotten only 20 minutes of sleep the past week and he needs his rest. The group then calls his ass out on it and calls him a bull-shitter. Shortly after this, he will end up clubbing for the 15th straight night.

Dis: Yo man I doubt I'm going out tonight
Nasir: Why man it's friday?
Dis: I know man it's a great night for clubbin but I only experiences the 20 minute snooze last night.
Nasir: O dude that blows, u must have had a crazy night of clubbin
Dis: Naw man I hated it and there was an incident so I had to blow off some steam.

by Grinnell April 15, 2008

Grundfuttock House

A wierd ass looking fucking house in St. Augustine Florida. This is the home of the famous grundfuttock. The house is very distinguishable and there have been known to be parties that last 48 hours straight there.

It is unusual in that there are 4 doors on the second floor leading to knowhere.

This is also the home of Kevin Fi Chris (KFC) Frat.

If you are ever at Flager beach it is essential that you check out the grundfuttock house and enjoy the experience for yourself.

College Student 1: Hey man do you know who lives in that tall white house?
College Student 2: Yea dumbass it's the fucking grundfuttock house
College Student 3: Yo we gotta go and rage with the grundfuttock, they throw the best keggers
College Student 2: O yea and the kegs are usually PBR
All students: Fuck yea the fucking grundfuttock is the place to be

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

Friday Night Fuck Fest

This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.

College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.

by Grinnell April 10, 2008

One Fingered Reach-Around

After going to a local run down club in which you are so drunk you can't even stand up and bring a lady friend back to the house. Instead of having sex as most would, you decide that it would be a better idea to take a cleansing shower together. While in the shower, the young italian male decides to give the college girl a reach-around. This isn't your normal reach around however........

He simply inserts one finger into the bung hole and goes to town. The girl goes nuts and realizes how much of an anal fetish she has. The male will be proud of what has taken place later, once he sobers up from his cranberry/vodkas. He will then brag to his friends at every possible opportunity.

Tom: Has anyone ever eaten a girls asshole out?

Paul: Nope, but I have stuck one finger in with the One Fingered Reach-Around.

Tom: Awesome! U gotta teach me your technique

by Grinnell April 1, 2008

Back-Seat Stain

When a Sneakers O'Toole look-alike has a cab service from school to the club. Sneakers O'Toole then lets every chick in his car drink, and inevitably, they spill some cranberry/vodka on his seat. Sneaker O'Toole will get the drink stain confused with a Virginia Slim stain.

Sneakers: Yo man, I'm gonna have to run by the cleaning section. Someone spilled some shit in my car. Now I think I have the Back-Seat Stain

Grinnell: Actually, I think it may be a Virginia Slim stain.

Sneakers: You know... that may actually be what it is.

Sid: What the fuck!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

by Grinnell April 18, 2008