grinnell's definitions

The Mudslide of St. Edwards

When you have the worst diarrhea runs. The shit sometimes just drips out of your ass crack, and on the floor causing an embarrasing moment for everybody. These runs usually happen every ten to fifteen minutes or so and maybe not coincidentally occur after dinner. They are especially bad when a sports movie is playing. The problem has not been diagnosed scientifically yet but it is clearly an issue in modern america society.

College Student 1: Man that kid must have the runs like no other
College student 2: Yea I heard he had the mudslide of st. edwards
College Student 1: Dude don't fuck around i hope u are kidding
College Student 2: Nah man I'm serious I wouldn't wish that upon anyone though.

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

Grundfuttock House

A wierd ass looking fucking house in St. Augustine Florida. This is the home of the famous grundfuttock. The house is very distinguishable and there have been known to be parties that last 48 hours straight there.

It is unusual in that there are 4 doors on the second floor leading to knowhere.

This is also the home of Kevin Fi Chris (KFC) Frat.

If you are ever at Flager beach it is essential that you check out the grundfuttock house and enjoy the experience for yourself.

College Student 1: Hey man do you know who lives in that tall white house?
College Student 2: Yea dumbass it's the fucking grundfuttock house
College Student 3: Yo we gotta go and rage with the grundfuttock, they throw the best keggers
College Student 2: O yea and the kegs are usually PBR
All students: Fuck yea the fucking grundfuttock is the place to be

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

20 Minute Snooze

A young, attractive male has been partying like a mother fucker for the past 2 weeks. The only time he takes off for partying is to go out for a nice big dinner. Then he proceeds to tell everyone that he has gotten only 20 minutes of sleep the past week and he needs his rest. The group then calls his ass out on it and calls him a bull-shitter. Shortly after this, he will end up clubbing for the 15th straight night.

Dis: Yo man I doubt I'm going out tonight
Nasir: Why man it's friday?
Dis: I know man it's a great night for clubbin but I only experiences the 20 minute snooze last night.
Nasir: O dude that blows, u must have had a crazy night of clubbin
Dis: Naw man I hated it and there was an incident so I had to blow off some steam.

by Grinnell April 15, 2008

Virginia Slim Massacre

When at a club, one buys a carton of Virginia Slims and proceeds to smoke the entire carton at the club. This is usually done by an Italian who has never smoked in his life.

Kevin: Hey man, I thought you didn't smoke

John: I don't. I just wanted to start a Virginia Slim Massacre tonight. I'm thinking about putting a 12 inch filter on it as well.

Kevin: You going for the Cruella Deville look??

by Grinnell March 30, 2008

Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation

When a man with a twelve inch cock goes to the club looking for some action but instead downs 10 cranberry vodkas. This usually occurs on tuesday nights at the local run down club. The man with the 12 incher then is ok enough to hold a limo service from the club.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you drinking so many cranberry vodkas.
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

SLU Street Running

The females around the Dade City area that feel as though they run the streets. Often times a young Italian male will be minding his own business and then out of no where... BOOM! The young handsome Italian male has just been shouldered to the ground by a burly female who runs the street. The young Italian male gets up and then causes a scene by vowing to beat the shit out of the next bitch that thinks she runs the street.

Sid: What the fuck!! Did you guys just see that??

Group: No, what happend?

Sid: I just got shoulder by one of these SLU bitches doing the SLU Street Running!! I swear, it seems like the SLU bitches just own the street sometimes!!!

Group: What the fuck!?

by Grinnell April 15, 2008

Back-Seat Stain

When a Sneakers O'Toole look-alike has a cab service from school to the club. Sneakers O'Toole then lets every chick in his car drink, and inevitably, they spill some cranberry/vodka on his seat. Sneaker O'Toole will get the drink stain confused with a Virginia Slim stain.

Sneakers: Yo man, I'm gonna have to run by the cleaning section. Someone spilled some shit in my car. Now I think I have the Back-Seat Stain

Grinnell: Actually, I think it may be a Virginia Slim stain.

Sneakers: You know... that may actually be what it is.

Sid: What the fuck!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

by Grinnell April 18, 2008