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Zekiel

Germans: seig heil
David Ducke: Zekiel to hifter
by greyideas get edgy January 21, 2019
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Onision

A disturbed man who was mounted on by boaz (he's now dead dog) and had horrible daddy issues. While 17 he made a cult called Secisca He joined the military married a person name Skye. He quit the military and acted all insane to get out before creating YouTube videos with the most popular being i am a banana. He then made videos about how he wanted to kill meat eaters and how he divorced he's wife before preying on 17 year old Canadian pop star shilloh breaking up attacking someone named Adrienne for not sleeping with him and marrying a 17 year old pedo girl and they went on pedo adventures together by being SJW warlords and grooming people. he went crazy leaving he's spouse unattended and making rants and breakdowns. Chris hansens tried to help him but he screwed over everybody and is now being screwed by the FBI.
Greg(onision/James): Im a onion banana
Skye: Okay Grommer
by greyideas get edgy February 10, 2020
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Monkey

Something that we should aspire to return to
Guy: I am bored
Guy two: Look at this dick
Guy: RETURN TO MONKEY IT is tiME BROTHeR
by greyideas get edgy September 23, 2021
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Germany and Austrian relationship

Exists
Exists because it does, Germany and Austrian relationship exists because thoose countries exist, next up mexico and china.
by greyideas get edgy July 15, 2020
mugGet the Germany and Austrian relationshipmug.

Blue whale

Def 1 (most extensive): The Blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus, Linnaeus, 1758) is a species of whale within the genus Balaenoptera and is considered my most scientists to be the largest animal to have ever exist as well as the largest mammal known to science. It is a Mysticete or Filter feeding Baleen Whale meaning it belongs to the taxonomic order of whales that do not have teeth but rather use a filter feeding plate like structures with hair like protrusions known as Baleen. The Blue whale is known to mostly feed on krill. Blue whales can reach a record 100 ft or 30.48 meters in over all legnth, but they tend to be slightly smaller than this. They also 100 tons (or at least some populations do with others being slightly less). They have a tounge the size of a car and a 397 lb heart (the largest of any Rorqual or any mammal for that matter). The Blue whale is said to have evolved during the Pleistocene era according to Gianucci et al 2019 and they proceeded to diversify into a few subspecies. Not a lot is known about blue whales and they seem to be endangered due to the whaling era.

Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere

Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.

Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER

Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Person 1: I heard Blue whales are in danger
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
by greyideas get edgy December 11, 2020
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