gregory's definitions

Josh2

A basement dwelling creature known for it's inability to properly navigate stairs and it's distinct odor. It often makes odd sounds resembling speech from a loud, large, and quite obnoxious hole in what appears to be a large butt atop its portly frame.

It's best to throw bricks at the josh2, and run. If it approaches, ignore it. If it persists, insult it until it goes away.

see hecateh

OMG l00k it's teh josh2! LOLZ!!!1

RUN!!

by gregory August 10, 2004

succexy

latin for my friend ate a wombat

guy 1: 'eh, succexy'
guy 2: 'thats gross'

by gregory August 4, 2004

cock parade

A large group of males with no women present, walking around with nothing to do.

Jesus, look at Quinn and his friends. What a cock parade.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

cock lock

When one is suspended from use of their cock for a predetermined amount of time.

Hey, man, we're gonna have to put you on cock lock.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

cock mocking

When you mockingly refer to another man's penis.

We gave Alex one hell of a cock mocking. Ya know, 'cuz he has a small penis.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

shlonsky

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

by Gregory May 20, 2004