cock lock

When one is suspended from use of their cock for a predetermined amount of time.

Hey, man, we're gonna have to put you on cock lock.

by Gregory June 16, 2004

CE

Common Era. This is a term used by people who feel that "AD" actually still has a religious significance in this day in age.

Little known fact: telephones were actually invented in 1243 AD - Sorry, CE, but due to government restrictions, were not introduced commercially until much later.

by Gregory February 14, 2004

lwned

Much like it's harsher, more severe brothers owned and pwned, lwned means to be dominated or defeated in some way by another, but perhaps just a smaller victory.

While Owning something is completely, Lwning (Loaning) something is temporary.

"GOD DAMMIT THIS GAME SUCKS"
"NO U DO!! AHAHAHA!! LWNED!!"

by Gregory September 18, 2003

Josh2

A basement dwelling creature known for it's inability to properly navigate stairs and it's distinct odor. It often makes odd sounds resembling speech from a loud, large, and quite obnoxious hole in what appears to be a large butt atop its portly frame.

It's best to throw bricks at the josh2, and run. If it approaches, ignore it. If it persists, insult it until it goes away.

see hecateh

OMG l00k it's teh josh2! LOLZ!!!1

RUN!!

by gregory August 10, 2004

Elysaria

A MMORPG (a fantasy online role-playing game)

Within the magical realms of Elysaria dwells a whole host of fantasy creatures

by Gregory August 31, 2003

Cruke-a-dukis

The female genitals

If you don't bungee jump off that bridge, you will be such a Cruke-a-dukis

by Gregory May 21, 2004

sonia

the finest punjabi princess there is. the best girl in the graphic design field. a dangerous shotokan fighter.

that sonia sure looks sexy when she fights. her style is electrifying, like her design skills.

by gregory March 31, 2005