crimea

A female criminal. Pronounced crime-uh

That woman sells drugs, bullies people, shoplifts, a real crimea.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 15, 2023

sportin' extra pounds

To be overweight, or obese. Like someone could be sportin' 10 extra pounds, or 50 extra pounds.

What's up with Jessica Simpson, she's sportin' extra pounds. Like 60 of 'em.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 19, 2018

stone

A hard, erect penis

Jim gave me his stone three times last night, it felt so good.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 26, 2019

Dolphining

To have fun swimming.

"How was the pool party this weekend?"
"Oh, it was great, we wuz just dolphining around."

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 17, 2019

crimeo

A male criminal, possibly one who hasn't done super major crimes

John's a shoplifter, crimeo.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 15, 2023

halfturd

fat uncool person who eats so much that they're frequently shitting, and even when they're not shitting a turd is half-emerging

Jon's a fat, cruel halfturd.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) September 11, 2023

Cake

Something that's 70% frosting and 30% cake.

The best kinda cake is 70% frosting.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 10, 2022