Pornoyear

30 years.
The time where you’ll achieve your sexual desire and have children.
After all, XXX is the Roman numeral for 30.

Me: I had sex and children 1 pornoyear after birth.
You: Wow!

by gregben September 11, 2023

Don't Fear the Raper

A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.

Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Sexafoot

69 feet (69’).
828 inches (828”).
21 meters 3 centimeter 1 millimeter 200 micrometers (21 m 3 cm 1 mm 200 µm).

Ben: A new record was made for the world’s tallest sandcastle.
Gregory: How tall.
Ben: About 5 inches past a sexafoot.
Gregory: And where?
Ben: Denmark.
Gregory: That’s interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Pisscotheque

An orgy where you get so excited as to piss your pants when you dance.

You: I got excited at the pisscotheque
Me: I know, I saw you pissed your pants.

by gregben August 21, 2022

138 BPM

The magic tempo for club and trance music.
Because it's 2 sexabeats per minute.
1 sexabeat is 69 beats (seximo).
It's the most common heart rate during sex.

Trance is typically played at 138 BPM (which's 2 SBPM).

by gregben September 18, 2023

Sexakilogram

69 kilograms (kg).
69,000 grams (g).

Denoted as sxkg in the International System of Units (SI).

138 kg = 2 sxkg.

Some people use the term sexakilos for short.

I weigh a sexakilogram.

by gregben September 14, 2023

Sexagram

Sexagram

69 grams (g).
Denoted as sxg in the International System of Units (SI).

138 g = 2 sxg.

This object weighs a sexagram.

by gregben September 14, 2023