69 inches

5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.
Most of us are 69 inches tall.
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138 BPM

The magic tempo for club and trance music.
Because it's 2 sexabeats per minute.
1 sexabeat is 69 beats (seximo).
It's the most common heart rate during sex.
Trance is typically played at 138 BPM (which's 2 SBPM).
by gregben September 17, 2023
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fuckulele

A guitar-like instrument with 4 strings used to give people sexual pleasure with its vibrant beautiful sounds.

They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.
Ben: That music sounds so beautiful.
Gregory: The pornstars are playing their fuckuleles.
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Niggit

Black frog: Niggit.
Ben: What’s that?
Gregory: That’s a Nigerian black frog.
Ben: Wow.
Gregory: They’re nocturnal as well.
Ben: Cool.
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TrES-2 b

The darkest planet ever discovered.

It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.

It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.

It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.

Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
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A polygon with 694208008135 sides.

One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.

It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an

octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
The hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is the funniest shape you could ever imagine.
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Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.
Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.
by gregben February 06, 2022
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