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Vaggie Tales

A TV show children watch about vaginas seeing the world from a biblical point of view.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.
Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.
by gregben June 22, 2021
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FAP

Frank Ski: There's Some Whores in this House! There's Some Hoes in This House!
Cardi B: Now from the top, make it drop, that's some fat ass pussy, Now get a fucket and a mop, that's some fake ass pussy, I'm talking FAP, FAP, FAP, that's some fat ass pussy, Macaroni in a pot, that's some fake ass pussy.
by gregben August 14, 2023
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Marijuanaminute

420 minutes.
7 hours.
The amount of time spent smoking marijuana (weed) on 420-day (April 20) and beyond.
I smoke weed for 420 minutes (a marijuanaminute) a day everyday and on 420 day.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Pingasso

Dr. Robotnik in his most talented form.
When Dr. Robotnik creates so much artwork in all forms in an attempt to fool Sonic the Hedgehog so he could be defeated.
Knuckles: I’ve never seen Dr. Robotnik create so much art.
Sonic: He’s Pingasso.
Knuckles: Wow.
Dr. Robotnik: PINGAS!
by gregben January 25, 2022
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Vagccine

A treatment that involves injecting medicine onto one’s vagina to prevent conditions like STDs, UTIs, vaginitis, and even herpes.
It also helps improve proper sexual activity so that it can happen without any such symptoms or diseases.
It is an extremely painful treatment (as it involves injecting a needle into the sensitive vagina) but it’s highly effective.
Doctor: I’m giving you a vagccine.
Patient: What for?
Doctor: To prevent you from getting STD’s, UTIs, and other stuff in your vagina.
Patient: OH MY GOD!
by gregben June 7, 2021
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Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker

A fairy who always throws a fit and tantrum when the person asks it too much information (TMI).
Princess: Can I help my prince?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Well why did you ask me?
Princess: My prince is in danger from the witch?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Oh please!
by gregben July 1, 2021
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Sexamillion

I just won a sexamillion dollars for a $69,000,000 mansion.
by gregben September 28, 2023
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