Pussylvania

A state women get pussy from men at.

You: Men are making out with women in Pussylvania.
Me: I though it was Pennsylvania, where Philadelphia is and I’m at.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.

Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.

by gregben June 08, 2021

Vagitalian

What people speak in Vagitaly.
It’s perhaps the sexiest language ever to exist.

Me: Oh I’m uh having oh a great Ah day.
You: wdym?
Me: I’m speaking Vagitalian.

by gregben September 15, 2023

faggarena

A crazy dance gay people perform, along with a twist, usually when a date night turns crazy.

Mike: Wanna dance with me?
John: Sure, let’s do the faggarena.

by gregben June 08, 2019

Pooneral

Where you bury your own poop.

I just buried my poop at my pooneral.

by gregben March 19, 2022

Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.

Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.

by gregben July 06, 2021