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Sexade

by gregben May 29, 2023
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Ear Rape

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.
Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.
by gregben June 7, 2023
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Megasexagon

A megasexagon (also known as a mega sexagon as well as a megafuckagon and mega fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 million sides.
That's 1 million times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 megagons (million-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000521 degrees.
Ben: I thought a sexagon was weird.
Gregory: What about 69 million.
Ben: You mean a megasexagon?
Gregory: Yeah.
by gregben June 8, 2023
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Gigasexagon

A gigasexagon (also known as a giga sexagon as well as a gigafuckagon and giga fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 billion sides.
That's 1 billion times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 gigagons (billion-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000000521 degrees.
Ben: I learned about a megasexagon.
Gregory: Oh well have you learned a gigasexagon?
Ben: You mean a polygon with 69 billion sides.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Ben: Wow!
by gregben June 8, 2023
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Motherfuckership

A giant ship that leads, serves, or carries other smaller vehicles for sexual purposes.
The motherfuckership attacked New York City on Independence Day
by gregben June 30, 2024
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Enwhore

Ben: I just noticed my friends making out in my room.
Gregory: They already had their session, now they’re doing an enwhore.
by gregben November 28, 2021
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Vaggie Tales

A TV show children watch about vaginas seeing the world from a biblical point of view.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.
Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.
by gregben June 22, 2021
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