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Puss

A shorter way of saying pussy.
Which means:
1. A pet cat
2: A woman’s genitals.
3: A wimp.
4: An idiot.
5: A character from Shrek.
You: I gotta get some puss.
Me: Oh please, go pet your puss and don’t be a puss you lil puss.
by gregben February 16, 2022
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Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.
Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.
by gregben March 13, 2022
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Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker

A fairy who always throws a fit and tantrum when the person asks it too much information (TMI).
Princess: Can I help my prince?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Well why did you ask me?
Princess: My prince is in danger from the witch?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Oh please!
by gregben July 1, 2021
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11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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NGA

The denoted symbol for niggatronium, an element with N=500 neutrons and Z=1 proton, known for absorbing all incident light and is responsible for the color black.
A song by Billie Eilish.
White person: That dude over there is more black than anyone I know.
Black person: Ayy yo talking bout me? I’m full of niggatronium (NGA).
Billie Eilish: I made him sign an NGA.
by gregben May 14, 2023
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EPCUNT

Experimental Penetrating/Pussy Cummunity/City of Urban/Urinating Nipples/Noobs Tomorrow.

Located at Jizzney World.

The center of it is Spaceshit Earth, a giant testicle that’s missing another and it’s ballsack.

Near it is Test Track, also known as the bat to hit the ball.

Though it’s actually a crash dummy ride.
There are other attractions such as Journey to Ejaculation with Niggment and Whorin’ Around the World.

It’s worst place is Mission Space, which makes you come out feeling like you’re in your one of your periods and trimesters.
by gregben March 19, 2022
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Marijuanagon

I see a marijuanagon as I smoke weed (marijuana) everyday.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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