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Hexainch

6 inches (6”).
1/2 of a foot (1/2’).
Me: My penis is typically a hexainch long.
You: I see.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker

A fairy who always throws a fit and tantrum when the person asks it too much information (TMI).
Princess: Can I help my prince?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Well why did you ask me?
Princess: My prince is in danger from the witch?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Oh please!
by gregben July 1, 2021
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Vagenerator

A vagina that creates babies nonstop.
It’s also used to describe a vagina that powers people to have sex.
Ben and Gregory’s stepmother is constantly giving birth with her vagenerator.
by gregben July 16, 2021
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Sexainch

69 inches (69”).
5 feet 9 inches (5’9”).
It’s no wonder why this height for a woman is so appealing.
It’s sexually pleasing and healthy.
This is one of the main reasons most hot models and most American males are this height.
Cindy Crawford, Serena Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, and most American men are a sexainch tall.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon

A polygon with 8008135 sides.

One interior angle is

179.999955046 degrees.
One exterior angle is

0.00004495428 degrees.

Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a really funny polygon.
It’s also known as a boobiepentagon for the very reason you perceive looking at the number.
The octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is an extremely funny shape believe it or not.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Blue Mooning

The act of showing your full moon (butt) the second time in a month.
You: Did you see the blue moon.
Me: Yeah, and I was blue mooning my friend.
by gregben October 8, 2023
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Grandmotherfucker

Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.
Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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