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Sexainch

69 inches (69”).
5 feet 9 inches (5’9”).
It’s no wonder why this height for a woman is so appealing.
It’s sexually pleasing and healthy.
This is one of the main reasons most hot models and most American males are this height.
Cindy Crawford, Serena Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, and most American men are a sexainch tall.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Somebody’s Fucking Me

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!
by gregben February 20, 2022
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Vagelis

The greatest Greek cumposer that ever lived.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.
by gregben August 27, 2022
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Fucking

The former name of a little town in Austria.
Renamed to Fugging for its vulgarity, though Fuggins would've been a better choice to name.
Linda: There's a town in Austria inappropriately named the F-word.
Johns: It used to be Fucking, but thank goodness they renamed it to Fugging even though Fuggins would've been a whole lot better.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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Puss

A shorter way of saying pussy.
Which means:
1. A pet cat
2: A woman’s genitals.
3: A wimp.
4: An idiot.
5: A character from Shrek.
You: I gotta get some puss.
Me: Oh please, go pet your puss and don’t be a puss you lil puss.
by gregben February 16, 2022
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Pornogon

A polygon with 30 sides.
It’s also known as an XXX-Gon since (with XXX being the Roman numeral for 30), it has 30 sides.
The pornogon may be the most vulgar polygon besides the sexagon.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Big Nigga

Another name for Nig Najia, the tallest black basketball player alive.
You: Big Nigga is doing a slam dunk.
Me: He doesn't even have to jump.
You: I know, he isn't Big Nigga for nuthin'.
Me: Yeah.
by gregben August 27, 2022
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