gregben's definitions

Assma

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.

Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.

by gregben December 12, 2021

Bad Bromance

When 2 bros (usually gay) get engaged but end up fighting.

You: These brothers just started fighting after getting engaged.
Me: that’s bad bromance you’re seeing.

by gregben February 18, 2022

Fuckagon

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.

by gregben May 27, 2023

Shitellite

A piece of shit sent into orbit.
Often mistaken for space junk.

NASA: The ISS got hit by a piece of space junk.
Me: No, that’s just a shitellite.

by gregben September 18, 2023

Marijuanagon

Also known as a tetracosicosagon.
A polygon with 420 sides.

I see a marijuanagon as I smoke weed (marijuana) everyday.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Homer Pimpson

The father of Bart Pimpson on the Pimpsons.

Homer Pimpson was the best motherfucker on television.

by gregben September 12, 2023

The 7th Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus though also pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

Uranus is the 7th planet in our solar system.

by gregben September 13, 2023