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Beetlejews

A Jewish movie about ghosts.

Ben: Beetlejews is the best Jewish movie on Earth.
Gregory: Hmm.
Ben: It has a sequel in 2024.
Gregory: What’s it called.
Ben: Beetlejews 2.

by gregben November 20, 2023

Nig Najia

A giant nigga who's about 8 feet tall and can do slam dunks without even jumping.
He's the world's tallest basketball player alive.

You: Did you hear about this tall dude that plays basketball?
Me: Who's that?
You: Nig Najia.
Me: Who's he.
You: The world's tallest basketball player alive.
Me: How tall is he?
You: Nearly 8 feet.
Me: Wow.
You: I know, he can slam dunk a basket without even jumping.
Me: He is one helluva massive nigga.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Ghostfuckers

People who fuck ghosts.

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTFUCKERS!

by gregben March 6, 2022

Cocktaeteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.
It's also used as the period of having sex around the same day.
Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.

You: My butt was exposed a cocktaeteris after the same day.
Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaeteris.

by gregben September 17, 2022

Priktok

An app that pricks use and post videos of their pricks on.

You: Did you see that priktok video of a guy’s prick and balls?
Me: Yeah I did.

by gregben March 12, 2022

Kilobeat

1000 beats.

This song is played at a kilobeat per minute (1000 BPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 13, 2023