Definitions by gregben

V-Giny 

A Death Star style space station formed by the collision of the V-Chip (which censored inappropriate programs such as The Pimpsons and Assarama) and USAF Flying Destiny (both of which launched into orbit in 1998).

It had the power to censor indecent planets by spitting black goo which caused them to implode, all as a form of censorship.

Poopiter, Planet XXX, and that world that can't be mentioned in polite company (or better known as #!@€$!#%&).

The V-Giny only spared planets that are approved for all audiences.

Leela: Fry’s ship is heading for that small moon.
Zap Brannigan: That’s no moon. That’s a space station.
Leela: Oh I see. It’s the V-Giny.
V-Giny: People of Earth, hear the righteous word of the Mighty V-GINY!
Bender: THE MIGHTY V-GINY?!

V-Giny by gregben July 4, 2021

Vajuly 

The luckiest month of the year, where people have sex all at once and become independent on Independence Day to give birth to children.

Person 1: June is over.
Person 2: I'm so excited it's vajuly.

Vajuly by gregben July 3, 2021

Orgestra 

A musical group arranged to perform pornographic music by doing sexual activities such as mating, performing fellatio, licking pussy, etc.

Ben: That concert was so fucking epic.
Gregory: The orgestra pulled off an exciting performance.

Orgestra by gregben July 2, 2021

Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker 

A fairy who always throws a fit and tantrum when the person asks it too much information (TMI).

Princess: Can I help my prince?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Well why did you ask me?
Princess: My prince is in danger from the witch?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Oh please!

Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker by gregben July 1, 2021

Fuckerena 

The craziest sexual dance, involving people turning their genitals toward one other and mating in wild animal fashion.
Their voices mimic wild monkey mating calls during intercourse.

Person 1: What’s going on here?
Person 2: They’re doing the fuckerena.

Fuckerena by gregben June 25, 2021

fuckulele 

A guitar-like instrument with 4 strings used to give people sexual pleasure with its vibrant beautiful sounds.

They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.

Ben: That music sounds so beautiful.
Gregory: The pornstars are playing their fuckuleles.

fuckulele by gregben June 25, 2021

Vaggie Tales 

A TV show children watch about vaginas seeing the world from a biblical point of view.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.

Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.

Vaggie Tales by gregben June 22, 2021