gregben's definitions

Blue Mooning

The act of showing your full moon (butt) the second time in a month.

You: Did you see the blue moon.
Me: Yeah, and I was blue mooning my friend.

by gregben October 8, 2023

Octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon

A polygon with 8008135 sides.

One interior angle is

179.999955046 degrees.
One exterior angle is

0.00004495428 degrees.

Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a really funny polygon.
It’s also known as a boobiepentagon for the very reason you perceive looking at the number.

The octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is an extremely funny shape believe it or not.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Niggey Mouse

The most famous mouse in the African Disney movies.
His jokes are hilarious .
His friend is Donald Dick who is a real dick.

Niggey sings the Nigga song: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I’m 100% Nigga! Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I’m 200% Nigga! Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Why do poolice hate niggas? NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGS NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA THEY HATE EM CUZ THEIR DICKS ARE BIGGER! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Why do call yourself a nigga? NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA CUZ I’M A MOTHERFUCKIN’ NIGGA!

You can find him in shows and movies on Disney Channel Africa.

Gregory: What channel are you watching?
Ben: I’m watching Disney Channel Africa, Niggey Mouse is so funny.
Gregory: I see.
Niggey Mouse: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga.

by gregben February 20, 2022

Vagccine

A treatment that involves injecting medicine onto one’s vagina to prevent conditions like STDs, UTIs, vaginitis, and even herpes.
It also helps improve proper sexual activity so that it can happen without any such symptoms or diseases.
It is an extremely painful treatment (as it involves injecting a needle into the sensitive vagina) but it’s highly effective.

Doctor: I’m giving you a vagccine.
Patient: What for?
Doctor: To prevent you from getting STD’s, UTIs, and other stuff in your vagina.
Patient: OH MY GOD!

by gregben June 7, 2021

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Grandmotherfucker

Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.

Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.

by gregben July 6, 2021

Pussia

What Russia should REALLY be named.
They think they’re strong and brave, but they’re pussies.

You: Russia’s full of pussies, it’s Pussia.
Me: I should’ve known.

by gregben February 27, 2022