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Sexamillion

I just won a sexamillion dollars for a $69,000,000 mansion.
by gregben September 28, 2023
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Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit

A catchy song by crapper Will Shit Smith featuring a chorus of moaning sluts known as the Bar Gays.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
by gregben October 30, 2022
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Lunar Eclipse

When your butt (or Moon) is in shadow.
It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).
Ben: Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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Trader Hoe's

A grocery store for promiscuous women who want condoms, tampons, etc.
Gregory: I got tampons for my wife.
Ben: Where did you buy them.
Gregory: Trader Hoe's.
by gregben August 21, 2022
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69 inches

5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.
Most of us are 69 inches tall.
by gregben October 15, 2023
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Whorcupine

A shitty, slutty woman with hair around her body so prickly that anyone touching her will get poked and suffer unbearable pain and rashes.
Me: Ow!
You: I warned you not to touch her.
Me: I know, her hair is too sharp.
You: Because she’s a whorcupine.
by gregben January 24, 2022
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Saturn 5

The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.

It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).

It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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