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Black

The exact opposite of white.

It is caused by the absorption of all incident light.

Some things look darker than others because they absorb more light.

The only element to ever do that is Nga (Niggatronium), an element consisting of 500 N (neutrons) and 1 Z (proton) making it among the heaviest element of all time besides U (uranium) which has 92 protons and 92 electrons and is radioactive.

Our pigmentation contains Nga and some people have it more than others.

Though black holes look black as they pull light with their extreme gravity.
Person 1: White isn’t a color.
Person 2: Neither is black.
Person 1: Well white looks bright because it reflects all light.
Person 2: And black looks dark because it absorbs all light.
by gregben June 9, 2021
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The 7th Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus though also pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
Uranus is the 7th planet in our solar system.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Gloria Breastefan

A Latin popstar with big boobs.
She's the queen of Latin pop.
Gloria Breastefan is the queen of Latin poop.
by gregben July 26, 2022
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Sexamillion

I just won a sexamillion dollars for a $69,000,000 mansion.
by gregben September 28, 2023
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TrES-2 b

The darkest planet ever discovered.

It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.

It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.

It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.

Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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Whores In This House

A 1992 classic by Frank Ski that played at the Baltimore clubs.
It was heavily sampled in many tracks including WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which came out in 2020.
The phrase was voice by Al T McLaran.
Al T McLaran: There’s Some Whores In This House!
Cardi B: That’s some wet ass pussy.
by gregben February 27, 2022
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PeeGees

A Dicksco band who sang hits like Night Peever and Stayin’ Alive, which got everyone having banging each other and moaning on the dance floors.
PeeGees: Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive, OH OH OH OH STAYIN’ ALIVVEEE!!!!
You: Best song ever.
Me: Let’s make out.
You: You’re Stayin’ Alive.
Me: OH! OH! OH! OH!
by gregben August 20, 2023
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