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Get the Sexamillion mug.The darkest planet ever discovered.
It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.
It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.
It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.
Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.
It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.
It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.
Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
by gregben June 8, 2021
Get the TrES-2 b mug.A polygon with 694208008135 sides.
One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.
It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an
octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.
It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an
octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
The hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is the funniest shape you could ever imagine.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Get the Sexabeat mug.A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.
Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.
Wankton: Oh great.
by gregben August 22, 2022
Get the Cum Bucket mug.A naturally occurring glass that forms when lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.
It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.
It also contains C (carbon).
It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.
It also contains C (carbon).
Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.
by gregben September 17, 2023
Get the Obsidian mug.A shitty, slutty woman with hair around her body so prickly that anyone touching her will get poked and suffer unbearable pain and rashes.
Me: Ow!
You: I warned you not to touch her.
Me: I know, her hair is too sharp.
You: Because she’s a whorcupine.
You: I warned you not to touch her.
Me: I know, her hair is too sharp.
You: Because she’s a whorcupine.
by gregben January 24, 2022
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