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Hoe Sniffer

A person that fights fires sluts causes at places and makes out with other firefighters.
Hoe sniffer: I am putting out fires.
Hoe: Um why?
Hoe sniffer: To keep everyone safe.
Hoe: Like are fires even dangerous.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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Fuckamile

I drive a fuckamile to fucking work.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Grandmotherfucker

Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.
Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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EPCUNT

Experimental Penetrating/Pussy Cummunity/City of Urban/Urinating Nipples/Noobs Tomorrow.

Located at Jizzney World.

The center of it is Spaceshit Earth, a giant testicle that’s missing another and it’s ballsack.

Near it is Test Track, also known as the bat to hit the ball.

Though it’s actually a crash dummy ride.
There are other attractions such as Journey to Ejaculation with Niggment and Whorin’ Around the World.

It’s worst place is Mission Space, which makes you come out feeling like you’re in your one of your periods and trimesters.
by gregben March 19, 2022
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Marijuanagram

420 grams (g).
Denoted as mjg in the International System of Units (SI).
A single bong contains 1 mjg of marijuana.
You:Snoop Dogg smokes 420 grams of weed everyday.
Me: That’s a lot.
You: It’s 1 marijuanagram.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Niggi Minaj

The black queen of rap.
She always raps the N word along with Yo and Ayy many througout.
Also known as Africa’s greatest rapper.
Ariana Grande: I can rap very well.
Niggi Minaj: Hold my beer.
by gregben June 5, 2021
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TrES-2 b

The darkest planet ever discovered.

It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.

It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.

It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.

Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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