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Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.
Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.
by gregben July 6, 2021
Get the Grandmotherfucker mug.A vagina that creates babies nonstop.
It’s also used to describe a vagina that powers people to have sex.
It’s also used to describe a vagina that powers people to have sex.
by gregben July 16, 2021
Get the Vagenerator mug.The darkest planet ever discovered.
It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.
It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.
It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.
Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.
It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.
It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.
Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.
It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an
octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.
It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an
octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
The hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is the funniest shape you could ever imagine.
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Get the Dickscotheque mug.The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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Me: Ow!
You: I warned you not to touch her.
Me: I know, her hair is too sharp.
You: Because she’s a whorcupine.
You: I warned you not to touch her.
Me: I know, her hair is too sharp.
You: Because she’s a whorcupine.
by gregben January 24, 2022
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