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The 7th Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus though also pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
Uranus is the 7th planet in our solar system.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Marijuanagon

I see a marijuanagon as I smoke weed (marijuana) everyday.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Homer Pimpson

The father of Bart Pimpson on the Pimpsons.
Homer Pimpson was the best motherfucker on television.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon

A polygon with 694208008135 sides.

One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.

It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an

octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
The hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is the funniest shape you could ever imagine.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Whores In This House

A 1992 classic by Frank Ski that played at the Baltimore clubs.
It was heavily sampled in many tracks including WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which came out in 2020.
The phrase was voice by Al T McLaran.
Al T McLaran: There’s Some Whores In This House!
Cardi B: That’s some wet ass pussy.
by gregben February 27, 2022
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Whorcupine

A shitty, slutty woman with hair around her body so prickly that anyone touching her will get poked and suffer unbearable pain and rashes.
Me: Ow!
You: I warned you not to touch her.
Me: I know, her hair is too sharp.
You: Because she’s a whorcupine.
by gregben January 24, 2022
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Saturn 5

The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.

It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).

It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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