gregben's definitions

Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar

The Islamic-named military commander of the Rebel Alliance who led the attack of the second Death Star over the Moon of Endor.

Mon Calamari: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!
Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar: It’s a Trap!

by gregben July 5, 2021

Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.

Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.

by gregben July 6, 2021

Lil Uzzy Vert

A rapper who always shows off himself with weird emo decorations and is known for the song Uzzy (or you can spell it Ussy however you want), or Pussy without the P.

Ben: I just stumbled upon a DikTok video about someone dancing to a song where the vocals said Ussy.
Gregory: Did you listen to Uzzy by Lil Uzzy Vert?
Ben: Yeah.
Gregory: 😅

by gregben July 6, 2021

Vajuly

The luckiest month of the year, where people have sex all at once and become independent on Independence Day to give birth to children.

Person 1: Vajune is over.

Person 2: I'm so excited it's Vajuly.

by gregben July 6, 2021

Vajune

The month the hottest season begins in.

Girls and women start taking off their clothes and strip at the start of Summer and onward.

Vajune also marks a spike in orgies and other sexual activities involving the vagina.

Person 1: It’s that month of the year.
Person 2: Yes, it’s Vajune and we’re having sex in the city this Summer.

by gregben July 6, 2021

Vagimpostor

A fake vagina.

Jennie: Can you take off my clothes?

Jack: Why?
Jennie: I have a vagimpostor unfortunately.
Jack: Oh my?
Jennie: I know, I wish my real vagina wasn’t hidden.
Jack: I see.

by gregben July 6, 2021

Faggotree

A tree where the old faggots were made from.

Explorer: That tree looks weird.
Teacher: That’s an old faggotree, what people back then used to make faggot wood and cigarettes from.
Explorer: Woah!

by gregben July 6, 2021