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Black

The exact opposite of white.

It is caused by the absorption of all incident light.

Some things look darker than others because they absorb more light.

The only element to ever do that is Nga (Niggatronium), an element consisting of 500 N (neutrons) and 1 Z (proton) making it among the heaviest element of all time besides U (uranium) which has 92 protons and 92 electrons and is radioactive.

Our pigmentation contains Nga and some people have it more than others.

Though black holes look black as they pull light with their extreme gravity.
Person 1: White isn’t a color.
Person 2: Neither is black.
Person 1: Well white looks bright because it reflects all light.
Person 2: And black looks dark because it absorbs all light.
by gregben June 9, 2021
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The 7th Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus though also pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
Uranus is the 7th planet in our solar system.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Sexamillion

I just won a sexamillion dollars for a $69,000,000 mansion.
by gregben September 28, 2023
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NGA

The denoted symbol for niggatronium, an element with N=500 neutrons and Z=1 proton, known for absorbing all incident light and is responsible for the color black.
A song by Billie Eilish.
White person: That dude over there is more black than anyone I know.
Black person: Ayy yo talking bout me? I’m full of niggatronium (NGA).
Billie Eilish: I made him sign an NGA.
by gregben May 14, 2023
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Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker

A fairy who always throws a fit and tantrum when the person asks it too much information (TMI).
Princess: Can I help my prince?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Well why did you ask me?
Princess: My prince is in danger from the witch?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Oh please!
by gregben July 1, 2021
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EPCUNT

Experimental Penetrating/Pussy Cummunity/City of Urban/Urinating Nipples/Noobs Tomorrow.

Located at Jizzney World.

The center of it is Spaceshit Earth, a giant testicle that’s missing another and it’s ballsack.

Near it is Test Track, also known as the bat to hit the ball.

Though it’s actually a crash dummy ride.
There are other attractions such as Journey to Ejaculation with Niggment and Whorin’ Around the World.

It’s worst place is Mission Space, which makes you come out feeling like you’re in your one of your periods and trimesters.
by gregben March 19, 2022
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Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.
Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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