gregben's definitions

Crappier Than Ever

What Billie Eilish trolls call her biggest hit.

Billie Eilish trolls: Billie Eilish’s song is crappier than ever, so overplayed.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.

Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Kim Pootrass

A slutty singer with poosic that sounds so weird that you wanna get the poop outta your ass (hence her name).
Kim Pootrass’s genre is hyperpoop, exaggerated poop poosic.

You: Kim Pootrass is one of the weirdest singers out there.
Me: She’s ok, at least her music has tunes.
You: But it’s autotune.
Me: But at least it fits with her genre of hyperpoop.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Faggeta

What Vegeta or Vageta would be named if he were gay.

Frieza: Faggeta and Goku just got married.
Cell: What?

by gregben February 27, 2022

vagantasy

A fantasy of one’s vagina.

You: Are you having a vagantasy over your girlfriend.
Me: Who even cares.

by gregben February 27, 2022

Pussia

What Russia should REALLY be named.
They think they’re strong and brave, but they’re pussies.

You: Russia’s full of pussies, it’s Pussia.
Me: I should’ve known.

by gregben February 27, 2022

Buttnik

A Pussian shitellite launched by the Soviet Poonion into orbit around our doomed planet Earth.

Russia just launched Buttnik into orbit.

by gregben February 27, 2022