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EPCUNT

Experimental Penetrating/Pussy Cummunity/City of Urban/Urinating Nipples/Noobs Tomorrow.

Located at Jizzney World.

The center of it is Spaceshit Earth, a giant testicle that’s missing another and it’s ballsack.

Near it is Test Track, also known as the bat to hit the ball.

Though it’s actually a crash dummy ride.
There are other attractions such as Journey to Ejaculation with Niggment and Whorin’ Around the World.

It’s worst place is Mission Space, which makes you come out feeling like you’re in your one of your periods and trimesters.
by gregben March 19, 2022
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Vagenerator

A vagina that creates babies nonstop.
It’s also used to describe a vagina that powers people to have sex.
Ben and Gregory’s stepmother is constantly giving birth with her vagenerator.
by gregben July 16, 2021
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Grandmotherfucker

Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.
Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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69 Minutes

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).
69 minutes is the best news interview on television.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Black

The exact opposite of white.

It is caused by the absorption of all incident light.

Some things look darker than others because they absorb more light.

The only element to ever do that is Nga (Niggatronium), an element consisting of 500 N (neutrons) and 1 Z (proton) making it among the heaviest element of all time besides U (uranium) which has 92 protons and 92 electrons and is radioactive.

Our pigmentation contains Nga and some people have it more than others.

Though black holes look black as they pull light with their extreme gravity.
Person 1: White isn’t a color.
Person 2: Neither is black.
Person 1: Well white looks bright because it reflects all light.
Person 2: And black looks dark because it absorbs all light.
by gregben June 9, 2021
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The 7th Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus though also pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
Uranus is the 7th planet in our solar system.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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