Definitions by gregben

TrES-2 b 

The darkest planet ever discovered.

It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.

It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.

It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.

Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).

Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.

TrES-2 b by gregben June 8, 2021

dildonor 

Someone who donates dildos to people with sexual desire.

Child: I want a dildo.
Mother: The dildonor granted your wish.

dildonor by gregben June 8, 2021

Poosical 

A musical with bad acting, bad dialogue, bad setup, bad story line and bad tracks.
The actors and actresses can’t even act and there’s no good story or anything worth making us watching it.

Ben: This school musical was such a flop.
Greg: Yeah, I know, it was a poosical.

Poosical by gregben June 7, 2021

poosic 

Music from 2007 to the present, since the death of the G.O.A.T. Michael Jackson.
Songs nowadays are about drugs, sex, butts, violence, body-shaming, and racism.
Many producers and singers nowadays even take drugs and die so soon.

Ben: Music used to be so much fun back in the day.
Greg: Yeah, now it’s poosic.
Ben: well ever since the great Michael Jackson died.
Greg: I know, music sucks so much now that it’s poosic.

poosic by gregben June 7, 2021

Vagccine 

A treatment that involves injecting medicine onto one’s vagina to prevent conditions like STDs, UTIs, vaginitis, and even herpes.
It also helps improve proper sexual activity so that it can happen without any such symptoms or diseases.
It is an extremely painful treatment (as it involves injecting a needle into the sensitive vagina) but it’s highly effective.

Doctor: I’m giving you a vagccine.
Patient: What for?
Doctor: To prevent you from getting STD’s, UTIs, and other stuff in your vagina.
Patient: OH MY GOD!

Vagccine by gregben June 7, 2021

dicksco 

A dance genre that stimulates sexual arousal and involves hanging the disco balls, which involves dipping balls in glitter and teabagging the people.

You: Are you playing music?
Me: Yeah, I’m playing dicksco.
You: You wanna dance?
Me: YES! I Wanna dance with somebody to dicksco.

dicksco by gregben June 5, 2021

Niggi Minaj 

The black queen of rap.
She always raps the N word along with Yo and Ayy many througout.
Also known as Africa’s greatest rapper.

Ariana Grande: I can rap very well.
Niggi Minaj: Hold my beer.

Niggi Minaj by gregben June 5, 2021