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11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Vagccine

A treatment that involves injecting medicine onto one’s vagina to prevent conditions like STDs, UTIs, vaginitis, and even herpes.
It also helps improve proper sexual activity so that it can happen without any such symptoms or diseases.
It is an extremely painful treatment (as it involves injecting a needle into the sensitive vagina) but it’s highly effective.
Doctor: I’m giving you a vagccine.
Patient: What for?
Doctor: To prevent you from getting STD’s, UTIs, and other stuff in your vagina.
Patient: OH MY GOD!
by gregben June 7, 2021
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Niggey Mouse

The most famous mouse in the African Disney movies.
His jokes are hilarious .
His friend is Donald Dick who is a real dick.

Niggey sings the Nigga song: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I’m 100% Nigga! Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I’m 200% Nigga! Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Why do poolice hate niggas? NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGS NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA THEY HATE EM CUZ THEIR DICKS ARE BIGGER! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Why do call yourself a nigga? NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA CUZ I’M A MOTHERFUCKIN’ NIGGA!

You can find him in shows and movies on Disney Channel Africa.
Gregory: What channel are you watching?
Ben: I’m watching Disney Channel Africa, Niggey Mouse is so funny.
Gregory: I see.
Niggey Mouse: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga.
by gregben February 20, 2022
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Grandmotherfucker

Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.
Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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EPCUNT

Experimental Penetrating/Pussy Cummunity/City of Urban/Urinating Nipples/Noobs Tomorrow.

Located at Jizzney World.

The center of it is Spaceshit Earth, a giant testicle that’s missing another and it’s ballsack.

Near it is Test Track, also known as the bat to hit the ball.

Though it’s actually a crash dummy ride.
There are other attractions such as Journey to Ejaculation with Niggment and Whorin’ Around the World.

It’s worst place is Mission Space, which makes you come out feeling like you’re in your one of your periods and trimesters.
by gregben March 19, 2022
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Sexamillion

I just won a sexamillion dollars for a $69,000,000 mansion.
by gregben September 28, 2023
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Hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon

A polygon with 694208008135 sides.

One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.

It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an

octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
The hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is the funniest shape you could ever imagine.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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