gregben's definitions

Pisscotheque

An orgy where you get so excited as to piss your pants when you dance.

You: I got excited at the pisscotheque
Me: I know, I saw you pissed your pants.

by gregben August 21, 2022

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Hoe Topic

Where people go to shop for pornographic products including erotic magazines, fleshlights, dildos, vibrators, etc.

Ben: There’s this store called Hoe Topic where you can buy all the sexual products you need.
Gregory: I’d read magazines.
Ben: Works too.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Penisylvania

What you call a state where everyone shows off their penises and masturbates.

You: Penisylvania is a cool state to be in.
Me: Yeah, Philadelphia’s on it.

by gregben March 14, 2022

Pussylvania

A state women get pussy from men at.

You: Men are making out with women in Pussylvania.
Me: I though it was Pennsylvania, where Philadelphia is and I’m at.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Rapeture

The moment where Jesus Fucking Christ comes to rape all Jewish and Satanists.
Only Christians are spared and go to Heaven while the Jewish and Satanists go to Hell.

The Bible says the rapeture will come.

by gregben October 16, 2022

Puss

A shorter way of saying pussy.
Which means:
1. A pet cat
2: A woman’s genitals.
3: A wimp.
4: An idiot.
5: A character from Shrek.

You: I gotta get some puss.
Me: Oh please, go pet your puss and don’t be a puss you lil puss.

by gregben February 16, 2022