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A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
by gregben February 20, 2022
Get the Somebody’s Fucking Me mug.The elbow tip when covered in jelly or any sticky substance that keeps any flies from escaping after landing, hence they’re trapped.
Person: I found a way to trap those pesky flies.
Person 2: How:
Person 1: By covering my elbow tip with jelly,
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: Yeah, Amy elbow’s a wenis flytrap.
Person 2: How:
Person 1: By covering my elbow tip with jelly,
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: Yeah, Amy elbow’s a wenis flytrap.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.
It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an
octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.
It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an
octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
The hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is the funniest shape you could ever imagine.
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon mug.A 1992 classic by Frank Ski that played at the Baltimore clubs.
It was heavily sampled in many tracks including WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which came out in 2020.
The phrase was voice by Al T McLaran.
It was heavily sampled in many tracks including WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which came out in 2020.
The phrase was voice by Al T McLaran.
by gregben February 27, 2022
Get the Whores In This House mug.The darkest planet ever discovered.
It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.
It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.
It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.
Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.
It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.
It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.
Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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Me: Ow!
You: I warned you not to touch her.
Me: I know, her hair is too sharp.
You: Because she’s a whorcupine.
You: I warned you not to touch her.
Me: I know, her hair is too sharp.
You: Because she’s a whorcupine.
by gregben January 24, 2022
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