Whorespital

A place where whores get surgery or other treatments.

You: Your slutty little friend was taken to the whorespital.
Me: Why?
You: She got in an accident.
Me: Oh no.

by gregben January 24, 2022

Sexayear

69 years.
Also known as a sexade.

David Bowie lived for a sexayear.

by gregben May 29, 2023

Pricken

What farmers call birds that constantly squawk and cluck nonstop to annoy the hell out of the town folks.
They form baby bumps before laying their eggs.
Little pricks are born and they scream and poop all the time.

Also used to describe annoying, selfish, bratty, bitchy idiots.

Farmer: These prickens are ruining my damn ol’ day.
Me: Go be a pricken somewhere else.

by gregben March 14, 2022

Whorassment

The act of being aggressive toward whores.

This man committed sexual whorassment toward whores.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Octainch

8 inches (8”).
2/3 of 1 foot (2/3’).

Me: My penis can grow an octainch long during erections.
You: That’s cool.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Sexamarijuanagram

69420 grams (g).
Denoted as sxmjg in in the International System of Units (SI).
138840 g = 2 sxmjg.

Most adult men and weed smokers weigh around a sexamarijuanagram.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Vajune

The month the hottest season begins in.

Girls and women start taking off their clothes and strip at the start of Summer and onward.

Vajune also marks a spike in orgies and other sexual activities involving the vagina.

Person 1: It’s that month of the year.
Person 2: Yes, it’s Vajune and we’re having sex in the city this Summer.

by gregben July 06, 2021