gregben's definitions

fuckulele

A guitar-like instrument with 4 strings used to give people sexual pleasure with its vibrant beautiful sounds.

They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.

Ben: That music sounds so beautiful.
Gregory: The pornstars are playing their fuckuleles.

by gregben June 25, 2021

138 BPM

The magic tempo for club and trance music.
Because it's 2 sexabeats per minute.
1 sexabeat is 69 beats (seximo).
It's the most common heart rate during sex.

Trance is typically played at 138 BPM (which's 2 SBPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023

Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.

Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Paris Hellton

A female celebrity with a voice that makes you want to go to hell.
All she says is That’s Hot, or is it That Shot or That Thot?

Ben: Paris Hellton has the most annoying raspy voice I’ve ever heard.
Gregory: She sure doesn’t deserve her fame.

by gregben February 20, 2022

Cumming Soon

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.

Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Boobiepentagon

Technically known as a

octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon
A polygon with 8008135 sides.

The boobiepentagon will make you laugh.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Love Butt

A series about a couple getting together and having fun together, yet making out and stroking their butts either as an alternative to sex or before or after having sex.

Gregory: One of my all time favorite classic series was Love Butt.
TV: The Love Butt theme starts playing.
Gregory: Lovely couple hanging out together and having fun.
Ben: Lovely alright.

by gregben February 26, 2022