gregben's definitions

Paramount+

The worst streaming service in the past decade.

Gregory: Have you ever bought to Paramount+.
Ben: Fuck Paramount+ because they ruin everything.

by gregben January 9, 2024

New New York Pubic Library

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

by gregben July 10, 2021

Hier Enwhore

A classic song by Charles Assnavour.

Gregory: What are you listening to.
Ben: I’m listening to Charles Assnavour, Hier Enwhore’s a really good song.
Gregory: I see.

by gregben October 31, 2023

Gigasexagon

A gigasexagon (also known as a giga sexagon as well as a gigafuckagon and giga fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 billion sides.
That's 1 billion times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 gigagons (billion-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000000521 degrees.

Ben: I learned about a megasexagon.
Gregory: Oh well have you learned a gigasexagon?
Ben: You mean a polygon with 69 billion sides.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Ben: Wow!

by gregben June 8, 2023

Pookemia

Cancer caused by eating poop.

That stupid bitch died of pookemia for eating her own poop.

by gregben November 13, 2023

Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Baeonce

A hooker who's always singing for men, such as boyfriends.
She's somehow friends with Shitkira.
Her best song is Gaylo.

Baeonce loves men more than Shitkira.

by gregben May 29, 2023