gregben's definitions

Sexafoot

69 feet (69’).
828 inches (828”).
21 meters 3 centimeter 1 millimeter 200 micrometers (21 m 3 cm 1 mm 200 µm).

Ben: A new record was made for the world’s tallest sandcastle.
Gregory: How tall.
Ben: About 5 inches past a sexafoot.
Gregory: And where?
Ben: Denmark.
Gregory: That’s interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Hier Enwhore

A classic song by Charles Assnavour.

Gregory: What are you listening to.
Ben: I’m listening to Charles Assnavour, Hier Enwhore’s a really good song.
Gregory: I see.

by gregben October 31, 2023

Pookemia

Cancer caused by eating poop.

That stupid bitch died of pookemia for eating her own poop.

by gregben November 13, 2023

Paramount+

The worst streaming service in the past decade.

Gregory: Have you ever bought to Paramount+.
Ben: Fuck Paramount+ because they ruin everything.

by gregben January 9, 2024

Tittanic

A giantess with big breasts floating at sea until she crashed into a dick iceberg and sank (drowned).

Greg: There was a woman named Tittanic.
Ben: Where is she now?
Greg: She sank.
Ben: You mean she drowned.
Greg: Well yes.

by gregben April 30, 2023

PISS ARMY

The fandom of the might rock band PISS.
They always feel the urge to moan and take a piss whenever PISS release music, performs on tour, etc.

The PISS army is wild.
PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
PISS ARMY: OH OH OH OH!!!!

by gregben May 14, 2023

NGA

The denoted symbol for niggatronium, an element with N=500 neutrons and Z=1 proton, known for absorbing all incident light and is responsible for the color black.
A song by Billie Eilish.

White person: That dude over there is more black than anyone I know.
Black person: Ayy yo talking bout me? I’m full of niggatronium (NGA).
Billie Eilish: I made him sign an NGA.

by gregben May 14, 2023