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Definitions by gregben

Robbie Cuntrane 

An actor who fucked Daniel Radcliffe when playing Fagrid in the Whorry/Harry Potter movies.
He also played Fagrid as a sex educator.
Robbie Cuntrane as Fagrid was always teaching Harry about sex and making out with him.
Robbie Cuntrane by gregben October 16, 2022

Robbie Cocaine 

Also known as Fagrid in the Whorry/Harry Potter movies.
You: My favorite Harry Potter character besides Harry himself is Fagrid.
Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.
Robbie Cocaine by gregben October 16, 2022

Rapeture 

The moment where Jesus Fucking Christ comes to rape all Jewish and Satanists.
Only Christians are spared and go to Heaven while the Jewish and Satanists go to Hell.
The Bible says the rapeture will come.
Rapeture by gregben October 16, 2022

Cocktaeteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.
It's also used as the period of having sex around the same day.
Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.
You: My butt was exposed a cocktaeteris after the same day.
Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaeteris.
Cocktaeteris by gregben September 17, 2022
Another name for Nig Najia, the tallest black basketball player alive.
You: Big Nigga is doing a slam dunk.
Me: He doesn't even have to jump.
You: I know, he isn't Big Nigga for nuthin'.
Me: Yeah.
Big Nigga by gregben August 27, 2022
The greatest Greek cumposer that ever lived.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.
The Chariots of Fire had the best soundtrack by Vagelis.
Vagelis by gregben August 27, 2022
A home for gay people who always make out.
They only get out during their honeymoons.
You: These people are making out in their baehive.
Me: It's perfect.
Baehive by gregben August 22, 2022