protected species

A person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport.
How could you have called a foul on me for that! Oh right, I forgot, Dave's a protected species.
by great success March 29, 2010
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Agent Smith

Any employee who acts as management's lackey. They will relay any criticisms you utter of management to them, keep a close eye on what you're up to and act to break up any threat to the establishment within any organization.
We really shouldn't be talking about what an ass the manager is around Sarah, she's an Agent Smith.
by great success January 14, 2011
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homo sapiens

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.
All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.
by great success April 17, 2010
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money

A powerful substance. A man's ability to get into pretty much any woman's pants is strongly correlated to the amount of this substance that he has.
I wish I had as much money as that guy. Even though he's a total douchebag, he's going home with a different woman from this bar pretty much every week.
by great success May 06, 2010
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ultimate frisbee

An absolute crap sport that sissy metrosexual guys who are useless at all other sports play, along with women, most of whom are again lacking in athletic ability. The only skills required in this game are the ability to throw a frisbee, and run.

In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.
My Australian rules football team could no longer practice where we used to because the ultimate frisbee metrosexuals managed to convince the politically correct Toronto City Hall that they should get to use the field whenever they please, solely because their teams are mixed sex.
by great success April 06, 2010
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post-glacial rebound

1. The process through which land that was suppressed under ice during the previous ice age is gradually rising in elevation.

2. The phenomenon involving a guy suddenly having great success in bedding women, following months, or possibly years, of involuntary celibacy. It can occur due to changes in the guy's life or happen spontaneously.
1. Many of the lakes in northern Canada have become marshes due to the impact of post-glacial rebound.

2. Bill couldn't even get a girl's number for the past year, but now that he's experiencing a post-glacial rebound, he's scoring almost every time he's out.
by great success March 01, 2010
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missus

What pussy-whipped guys call their girlfriend/wife.
I'll have to ask the missus if I can join you and all the blokes for a boys night out.
by great success February 19, 2010
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