grant's definitions

PWA

Acronym for Pissy Womanazing Asshole, Name given to guys who manage to be all three of these things simultaneously.

God, he is such a PWA! He says he loves the girl, gets a BJ from her, and then dumps her. And on top of that he complains about the relationship afterwards!

by Grant May 9, 2003

kroger

A grocery store that franchises in the mid south (i.e. Va, NC). Used to be called Hannaford

yo, im goin to Kroger to get some grub. BRB

by Grant July 16, 2003

Third Leg

A Penis

Woman, you best cram my third leg down yo throat!

My third leg is toned and ready to be massaged

by Grant July 17, 2003

pennsylvania

Land of one lane bridges, Potholed Roads Going up 800 foot mountains at a 75 degree angle, Amish people, Mountains, awesome scenery, Union love, Confederate hate, and one of the largest cities in the country, Philadelphia.

Pennsylvania is awesome to visit, but it sux to actually live there

by Grant July 17, 2003

metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.

lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.

by Grant January 9, 2005

plock

To smack a chicken with your wang. A custom found in many Asian nations.

Wing Chan just plocked another one!

by Grant October 1, 2003

ass gremlins

that last little bit of poo that you can't wipe off!!

I wiped and couldn't get rid of those ass gremlins! i tried water but they just multiplied!!

by Grant June 18, 2006