shaftypops

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.

I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.

by Grant October 14, 2004

Tig Bitties

A woman with a really nice rack.

Man, those are some Tig Bitties!

by Grant April 09, 2004

deranged

adj.-insane, crazy, eccentric

Calvin and Hobbes-Attack of the DERANGED Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

by Grant May 13, 2005

517

1. When one is without a penis

F*** man! I just went 517

by Grant February 19, 2004

chin dong

A dildo that straps on to your chin

What the hell is that?!

It's a chin dong, dummy!

by Grant November 17, 2003

Topher

A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.

Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.

by Grant March 21, 2003

dag yo

A word that can be used in any situation, good or bad. One of the adaptable words known to man.

1. Dag yo, I heard theres a massive gangbang goin on in here.

2. Dag yo! (good)

3. Dag yo... (bad)

4. Dag yo, thats fucked up. (bad)

5. Dag yo, Im hungry!

by Grant January 27, 2004