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deranged

adj.-insane, crazy, eccentric
Calvin and Hobbes-Attack of the DERANGED Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
by Grant May 13, 2005
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shaftypops

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.
I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.
by Grant October 14, 2004
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whoopeee ti-yi-yo

1.Means Look at me I'm a hick.
Popular slang among cowboys.

2.You yell this when you're doing a fat chick,means your calling her a horse
Bill yelled Whoopee ti-yi-yo as he rode a horse.
by Grant March 31, 2004
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giant half chicken half squirrel

The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.
by grant February 29, 2004
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Cobbs Creek

A creek that runs through Haverford (in Delaware County, Pennsylvania) past the historic Grange estate, then becomes the border between Upper Darby Township and the City of Philadelphia. It then passes between the borough of Millbourne and philly before turning south past Fernwood Cemetery, again serving as the border between Upper Darby and Philadelphia. It then becomes the border between Yeadon borough and Philadelphia and continues south to border Colwyn and Philly. It flows into Darby creek at the Colwyn, Sharon Hill, and Darby township border lines. SEPTA's route 100 high speed trolly line (old P&W) runs next to it in Haverford and part of Upper Darby. The Cobbs creek parkway borders it for a while in Philadelpia as well as Cobbs creek park. SEPTA's Market-Frankford line borders the creek in the borough of Millborne.
I wouldn't want to take a dip in Cobbs creek, I think it's a super fund site!
by Grant June 12, 2004
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wedgie

a sudden upward jerk on the underpants, stinging like crazy at the crotch
by Grant March 5, 2005
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bmw

An amazing car no matter what model you buy. A car you buy because you can't afford a benz? I'd take a BMW even if I could afford 20 benz's. Just about any ///M series BMW will rape stuff twice its price in every category not to mention trounce american shit.
M3... best handling car in the world. - Car and Driver.
by Grant April 5, 2004
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