grant's definitions

jonesing

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

by Grant November 8, 2002

Tig Bitties

A woman with a really nice rack.

Man, those are some Tig Bitties!

by Grant April 9, 2004

deranged

adj.-insane, crazy, eccentric

Calvin and Hobbes-Attack of the DERANGED Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

by Grant May 13, 2005

saddle frigger

Another way of describing a cowboy that you dont like.

he's such a saddle frigger

by Grant June 25, 2006

shaftypops

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.

I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.

by Grant October 14, 2004