bell lips

The physical condition where a woman's labia minora descend below her labia majora, forming the shape of a bell. Such features are desirable for women wishing to form a cameltoe. In severe cases, a labioplasty may be required in order to allow bikinis to be worn.
Useful for pulling aside and going "Wubba-Wubba-Wubba" while yodeling into the canyon of love.
I'd post a pic of my ex-girlfriend's bell lips, but when I tried to take a photo, the camera lens shattered!
by Googles October 29, 2004
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zangdoo

I ordered two doozangs with fried zangdoo on toast.
by Googles January 14, 2004
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gazump

1) To be ripped off by a greedy real estate agent. Usually when the price for
real estate or land is raised to a higher price than was verbally agreed on before.

2) The sound made by two Hippopotamuses fucking in a swamp.
1) I got gazumped when I tried to buy that house - after we agreed on a price, they changed the contract.

2) I saw a documentary about hippos gazumping each other..
by Googles January 17, 2004
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scaldyballs

When a male spills a hot beverage on his crotch, or sits down in a very, VERY hot bath, he is said to have the excruciatingly painful (and potentially fatal) medical condition known as "Scaldyballs".
I spilled coffee on my lap, and I now have scaldyballs.
by Googles January 13, 2004
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ogrish

The one-stop website for all your gore needs. Shocking to some, boring to others and sexually exciting to the majority of those seeking such material.
Usually the first site to get the latest beheading videos (sadly, most videos are half-covered with an OGRISH logo, unintentionally blocking out good bits), it also has an interactive board, which tends to be taken down when breaking news is at hand.
I visit OGRISH for my daily dose of death.
by Googles October 31, 2004
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patata

Vagina. Derived from the Italian word 'patata' which translates as potato. Someone, somewhere, thought that a potato resembled a vagina, and brought the term into common usage.
Pull your pants up, I don't want to see your patata!
by Googles January 14, 2004
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turd stick

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.
George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.
by Googles January 11, 2004
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