Definitions by googles

choof 

Australian slang for the act of smoking cannabis sativa or indica through a bong. One who overindulges is known as a choofmonster.

I was having a choof the other day, when I got bong water all over my white pants.

choof by Googles January 17, 2004

gazump 

1) To be ripped off by a greedy real estate agent. Usually when the price for
real estate or land is raised to a higher price than was verbally agreed on before.

2) The sound made by two Hippopotamuses fucking in a swamp.

1) I got gazumped when I tried to buy that house - after we agreed on a price, they changed the contract.

2) I saw a documentary about hippos gazumping each other..

gazump by Googles January 17, 2004

Urkwid 

Awkward or strange. May pertain to inanimate objects as well as living beings.

Look at that urkwid man!

Urkwid by Googles January 15, 2004

bullashedi 

Tired. Exhausted. Fatigued. Drugged.

"You're so oom bullashedi; go to bed!"

bullashedi by googles January 15, 2004

doozang 

Opposite of a zangdoo.

"Doozang!", he exclaimed, as the bding kicked him in the gorguts.

doozang by Googles January 14, 2004

zangdoo 

Opposite of a doozang.

I ordered two doozangs with fried zangdoo on toast.

zangdoo by Googles January 14, 2004

patata 

Vagina. Derived from the Italian word 'patata' which translates as potato. Someone, somewhere, thought that a potato resembled a vagina, and brought the term into common usage.

Pull your pants up, I don't want to see your patata!

patata by Googles January 14, 2004