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Yet another term describing a lady's private parts, in this case alluding to the subtle, pleasing curve of her pubic mound and how its so agreeably matches the contour of one's hand or that of the luggage compartment cover of an air-cooled Volkwagen Beetle.
North Americans may choose to use "hood" instead of "bonnet" but since "hood" essentially means "foreskin" the elegance of the euphemism is lost. Better stick to "bonnet".
The sobriquet is all the more more powerful if the lady has cared to shave.
North Americans may choose to use "hood" instead of "bonnet" but since "hood" essentially means "foreskin" the elegance of the euphemism is lost. Better stick to "bonnet".
The sobriquet is all the more more powerful if the lady has cared to shave.
Hey Sandra, why don't you come round after work so I can have a look at your Volkswagen Bonnet.
So Brian, how's it going?
Pretty good. I was polishing some Volkwagen Bonnet this weekend.
Mr.Darcy. Please do repair with me to the drawing room whereupon I shall offer you some of pa-pa's fine port and a sly feel of my Volkswagen Bonnet.
So Brian, how's it going?
Pretty good. I was polishing some Volkwagen Bonnet this weekend.
Mr.Darcy. Please do repair with me to the drawing room whereupon I shall offer you some of pa-pa's fine port and a sly feel of my Volkswagen Bonnet.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
Get the Volkswagen Bonnetmug. Hey Ivan, how did it go last night with Olga?
It was awesome, Comrade, I spent the whole evening listening to her go 'byut'
It was awesome, Comrade, I spent the whole evening listening to her go 'byut'
by goody5 December 7, 2010
Get the Byutmug. by goody5 December 10, 2010
Get the Open a Jar of Picklesmug. In the UK, children aged 18 and competing for university places take exams called 'A' levels. Some subjects such as Maths and Physics are generally quite Hard, while other subjects such as Sociology and Media Studies are generally quite Easy.
The kids who are too lazy to get a job but who nevertheless still want to bum on the taxpayer for a couple of years without actually wanting to do any proper work do the Easy 'A' Levels, or 'Gay' Levels.
The others become dentists.
The kids who are too lazy to get a job but who nevertheless still want to bum on the taxpayer for a couple of years without actually wanting to do any proper work do the Easy 'A' Levels, or 'Gay' Levels.
The others become dentists.
So, Steven what did you get in your exams?
Chemistry A, Physics B and Maths B.
Wow thats pretty impressive. How about you Samantha?
Sociology D and Media Studies E.
Ha ha. Samantha did fucking Gay Levels. (makes L shape on forehead to show how lame Samantha is).
Chemistry A, Physics B and Maths B.
Wow thats pretty impressive. How about you Samantha?
Sociology D and Media Studies E.
Ha ha. Samantha did fucking Gay Levels. (makes L shape on forehead to show how lame Samantha is).
by goody5 December 10, 2010
Get the Gay Levelmug. In the construction of old, generally coal-fired boilers for use in heavy applications one would generally find above the boiler door a large brass plate proudly bearing the name and location of its manufacturer.
Before the door would stand strong men intent on pushing their shovels into the boiler as far as they would go, depositing material therein as deep and as fast as they could go without killing themselves first.
The boiler itself was designed specifically to take this kind of punishment, day after day, year after year, and, while not being especially pleasing to look at it, would be guaranteed to raise a glass amongst those men who had over the years sweatily laboured at its threshold.
But I digress.
Its another way of saying your cock was RIGHT in a chick as far as it would go and then some.
Before the door would stand strong men intent on pushing their shovels into the boiler as far as they would go, depositing material therein as deep and as fast as they could go without killing themselves first.
The boiler itself was designed specifically to take this kind of punishment, day after day, year after year, and, while not being especially pleasing to look at it, would be guaranteed to raise a glass amongst those men who had over the years sweatily laboured at its threshold.
But I digress.
Its another way of saying your cock was RIGHT in a chick as far as it would go and then some.
Hey Mel, how did it go with Teresa?
Pretty good. The lobster was barely cold when I was up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.
Hey Mike, I hear your wife gives out.
No shit. Every night I'm up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.
Pretty good. The lobster was barely cold when I was up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.
Hey Mike, I hear your wife gives out.
No shit. Every night I'm up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
Get the Up to the Boilermaker's Nameplatemug. The All Round Pressure Club is an exclusive fraternity enjoyed by gentlemen who have their Brown Wings.
The name is derived from the continuous circle of pressure applied by the human anal sphincter which is quite distinct from that of the vagina which, particularly for ladies with a fair amount of wear and tear, has a distinctive H shaped channel which unhelpfully expands as stimulation proceeds.
The name is derived from the continuous circle of pressure applied by the human anal sphincter which is quite distinct from that of the vagina which, particularly for ladies with a fair amount of wear and tear, has a distinctive H shaped channel which unhelpfully expands as stimulation proceeds.
Lew: Hey Jerry that was some fucking row coming from your apartment last night. I thought someone was being murdered. What the fuck was going on?
Jerry: I got me brown wings, fella. There was collateral damage.
Lew: Get in. Another member of the All Round Pressure Club.
"Elementary my Dear Watson", said Holmes, "the suspect's carefree demeanour, hearty appetite and cheerful countenance merely serves to confirm my suspicion that he is a fully paid up member of the All Round Pressure Club" - Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pummeled Hoop.
Jerry: I got me brown wings, fella. There was collateral damage.
Lew: Get in. Another member of the All Round Pressure Club.
"Elementary my Dear Watson", said Holmes, "the suspect's carefree demeanour, hearty appetite and cheerful countenance merely serves to confirm my suspicion that he is a fully paid up member of the All Round Pressure Club" - Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pummeled Hoop.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
Get the All Round Pressure Clubmug.