goobershanker's definitions

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

glamping

Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.

I ain't sleepin' in no tent! For real, I'm goin' glamping!

by Goobershanker March 9, 2007

lemon yellow pee

1. Five letters in the middle of the alphabet.

2. How a small child may recite the middle part of the alphabet when singing it.

1. L-M-N-O-P

2. *Child singing* : A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K- lemon yellow pee...

by Goobershanker September 19, 2007

snotitude

A combination of the words snotty and attitude, used to describe a person with a snotty attitude.

Girl 1: Where'd you get your clothes, Goodwill?

Girl 2: Where'd you get your snotitude?

by Goobershanker September 23, 2007

flashtabulous

1. The art of being very photogenic.

2. An expression a photographer (usually a paparazzi) might use when he or she takes a great photograph of someone (usually a celebrity).

1. "That model is flashtabulous!"

2. "Britney Spears with her pants down?!? That's flashtabulous!"

by Goobershanker October 4, 2007

webutante

A combination of the word web (as in the world wide web) and debutante. Closely related to celebutante.

Cindy Margolis is a washed up webutante.

by Goobershanker October 7, 2007

prish

Heard this on the "Mark & Brian Radio Program" this morning. I believe it's short for "I appreciate it," as in "Gee, thanks." Better used sarcastically.

Person 1: You're as dumb as a bag of hammers!

Person 2: Prish!

by goobershanker March 1, 2005