gollum's definitions

microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Erectile Dysfunction

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.

Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Munchkin convention

A group of short people or a group of mexicans.

Stephanie's family was so short that the invitations to her family reunion read "Munchkin Convention."

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Emese

A stunning and beautiful best friend. She is Dobby and a fuckin twat but she is my best friend!

Rosie ~ Omg is that Emese over there!
Chloe ~ Yeah it is!
Rosie ~ She is so stunning i wish i could be that stunning
Chloe ~ Yeah same!

by Gollum December 6, 2018

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

volcano shits

A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.

I had a deadly bout of volcano shits last night.

by Gollum May 28, 2006