21 definitions by Gollum

Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.

Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.

by Gollum April 18, 2005

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 18, 2006

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 18, 2006

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 18, 2006

Someone who has an extremely small penis and is always horny but does not have enough penil length to please a woman.

Kenny was such a winky man that his girlfriend couldn't even feel him inside her.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Nasty, pasty, yellowish, bacteria filled grade of cheese even less desirable than swiss.

by Gollum May 19, 2006

Stephanie's family was so short that the invitations to her family reunion read "Munchkin Convention."

by Gollum May 25, 2006