god's definitions

bitner

Roots from Satonic religions. General term used to 'screw people over'.

"Dude, i just got bitnered!"

by God October 10, 2003

splurge

bust a nut

shut up before i splurge on your face, bitch!

by god October 25, 2003

dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.

Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.

by God April 18, 2005

sugarkiss

It's when you eat a pixie stick and keep the sugar in your mouth and kiss it into someone else's mouth.

It's like snoblowing, but with sugar.

by God October 24, 2003

flidtron

to have an exhaustive lack of companionship by way of friendship, to the extent of causing one a form of online Tourettes' Syndrome.

He was a bit flidtron, with f'ing this and anal that.

by God March 17, 2005

Own3d

the state of ownership by someone else...

"the R1 Own3d the Gayxr at the finish line in the quartermile"

by God September 19, 2003

hot-lenny

Pissing on someones face.

She wasn't in the mood for a hot-carl last night, so I gave her a hot-lenny.

by God February 12, 2005