god's definitions

Goon

1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug

1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"

2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."

by God May 27, 2003

(:-D--<----<

A happy open mouth smile with a body, ususally used by online gamers to express as *pwned*

gamer1: omgwtfbbq! how did u kill me so easily?!
gamer2: (:-D--<--<

by God May 13, 2005

guitto

An extremely confident italian person who plays poker, steals stuff, etc. Goes to the gym all the time,likes gettin drunk and hitting on people with his friends (usually poor but very loyal)

the Guitto stole a deck of cards and poker chips from walmart.

by God January 9, 2005

Ben Folds

The best musician with little radio play... God's Gift to Piano

God said "let there be piano" then he said, "let there be Ben Folds"

by God April 7, 2005

vikings

The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".

The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings!

by God March 19, 2003

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

by God May 13, 2005

bf2

Battlefield 2 the next battlefield series in the battlefield franchise set in modern warfare. Developed by DICE and published by EA

gamer1: lets all go play some bf2
gamer2: i'm gonna pwned you with a AK-47!

by God May 13, 2005