Definitions by gnostic3

shirtbag 

n. Place to store t-shirts in lieu of a drawer at closet. Usually used when homeless or between women to take advantage of.

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Saw Melvin yesterday.Looked bad. I think he's been living out of a shirtbag for a while.

shirtbag by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

ewetube

n. 1)Sausage made from female sheep meat.

2)Snug tanktop

3)Unusual sexual position.

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Hey Mabel. Wanna go to the farmer's market for some beer and a ewetube?

You'll have to be more specific.

ewetube by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

commune 

n. Rural farmstead, hamlet or bog inhabited by an anarchistic group of flower-people seeking to escape the usual confining bonds of humanity's fettered existence. Often seeking financial independence through the production of shabbily beaded assemblages and aromatic candles these clothing-optional settlements have largely disappeared since the sixties as a result of government intervention, better anti-psychotic medication, and cholera.

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Dude! We should gather a bevy of gals and totally start a commune!

Been there. Done that. Tie-dyed the T-shirt.

commune by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

governor's call

n. A last hope of salvation from a dreadful end. Originally a last-minute reprieve from an execution but now a generic term.

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The election Tuesday may ruin America no matter who wins.

Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.

And just who would the "governor" be in this case?

I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.

governor's call by gnostic3 November 6, 2016

rolling stoners

n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.

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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?

No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.

Just as well man. They kind of suck.

rolling stoners by gnostic3 November 6, 2016

cubbywhole 

n. A Chicago Cubs fan who has become a complete person because of the long awaited victory of the Cubs in the World Series.

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We won. We finally won! The final piece in the puzzle that is life has fallen into place! At last I am a cubbywhole.

You got that right.

cubbywhole by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

cubbyhole 

n. A situation in an important game where a team blows a lead and looks to be in danger of losing a chance to finally win a championship.

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Dude! The X-Games gold was totally in your gnarly pouch and then you dug yourself into a cubbyhole.

Yeah, but I pulled myself, and pulled myself, and finally came first.

cubbyhole by gnostic3 November 4, 2016