n. A wildly chaotic event in which hobos destroy the structures and creatures surrounding them. Often on a Tuesday.
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by gnostic3 October 25, 2022
place. Delightful resort hamlet nestled in the armpit of west-central Alberta. Formerly a thriving village built on soggy land wrestled from the clutches of the native inhabitants it has undergone an unwanted downsizing in recent years as evaporation and chemical fertilizers have wreaked havoc on both the lake and the current residents. Home to some of the finest gravel-rich moraines, human filth, alluvial silt deposits, and piles of broken plastic flotation devices in Canada, Gull Lake is poised to take advantage of the coming covid-inspired “We are desperate to vacation anywhere” ethos. Pony rides are available for the kiddies and an Armenian style brothel is under construction.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
n. Painful ocular condition caused by viewing multiple sequential screenings of Star Wars, or similar, movies in an attempt to demonstrate the superiority of one’s fandom.
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Dude! Where you been all weekend, and why the white cane?
The Movieplex man. I got the jedeyes! I totally got the jedeyes!
The Movieplex man. I got the jedeyes! I totally got the jedeyes!
by gnostic3 December 18, 2017
by gnostic3 March 18, 2019
Is that a pigloo in your yard?
No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?
No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?
by gnostic3 December 21, 2019
n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.
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This U.N. report on ecological sustainability contains more humanure than Tyler's carrot and pee patch.
by gnostic3 January 02, 2023
n. The slightly more exciting part of a soccer tournament when most of the hapless teams have gone home. The term can also be used in academic, political or business settings.
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The presidential primaries have come down to the final eight.
But there are only three candidates left.
It’s just an expression Mr. Trump.
But there are only three candidates left.
It’s just an expression Mr. Trump.
by gnostic3 December 08, 2022