cherry flavour

adj. Canadian term for anything, particularly sports commentary, that has a confused or impenetrable air.

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I miss the cherry flavour that “Coach’s Corner” used to have.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2019

harmageddon

n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.

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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

Chloro Phil

n. Presidential advisor on all things medical

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There is absolutely no value in chloroquine, chloroplast enemas, or chlorox as treatments for covid19, but Chloro Phil has the President’s ear.

Yeah. And most of his tiny wizened brain.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2020

hovid19

n. Any infection obtained from a prostitute.

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Hey. I see you takin’ some pills there. Uppers?

No man. Penicillin. Got me some hovid19 on the weekend.

Nasty!

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

cowvid

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by intimate contact with dairy products.

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I warned you about that cheesy dip and now look at you. You got the cowvid. Who’s gonna marry you now?

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

Frank

place. Canadian city famous for its rock gardens, off-road bike races and boulder initiatives.

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Things in Frank are looking rocky.

by gnostic3 August 08, 2022

royal jubilee

n. Any costly over-hyped event celebrating a doomed anachronistic institution.

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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.

That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.

by gnostic3 June 01, 2022