Definitions by gnostic3

maxime 

n. A person with a huge ego and an inability to organise a simple party.

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Bernie is such a maxime! I bet he couldn't even organise a people's party.

maxime by gnostic3 September 6, 2019

bernier

adj. Less knowledgeable, less adept in debates, generally sillier or untrustworthy.

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These political leaders get bernier every week.

bernier by gnostic3 September 6, 2019

pipeline

n. A conduit for the movement of oil, or other fluids. Also, in Canada, a sexual euphemism.

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I understand Trudeau is interested in discussing a pipeline cleanup with Kennedy and Singh.

Well! They are going to need a lot of rags.

pipeline by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

brazilian fires 

n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.

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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.

Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.

I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.

Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.

brazilian fires by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

fringer 

n. Theatre enthusiast willing to endure numerous hard benches and enthusiastic presentations of confused mayhem in the search for one nugget of magic

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I am going to the Fringe Theatre Festival this weekend. This is the year that being a fringer pays off.

You say that every year.

fringer by gnostic3 August 7, 2019

vapel syrup 

n. The sticky material that collects on your pipe and tongue when you vape.

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Eww! Your Highness Dude! You are dripping vapel syrup on the linen tablecloth.

vapel syrup by gnostic3 August 4, 2019

deluginal

adj. Blindly oblivious to a mounting cascade, or deluge, of sensible objections to one’s irrationsl comments or opinions.

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If Olivia thinks that makeup makes her look pretty she is more deluginal than the president.

deluginal by gnostic3 July 19, 2019