vocabulator

n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of all the words learned over the course of a lifetime.

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Vocabulator failures, in which the correct or perfect word ( le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled regions of a surgeon's mind, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.

by gnostic3 November 24, 2022

dissjointed

v. To have insulted the size or rolling technique of someone’s reefer.

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Did you hear that? I dissjointed that behemoth in cellblock C.

Man, you are in for a short life. Behemoth? Put away your thesaurus man. It begets real in here.

by gnostic3 July 02, 2020

kraft dinner

n. A salty snack.

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Tom Brady owes his longevity with New England to a twice-weekly kraft dinner.

by gnostic3 February 25, 2019

nappy

n. Brief refreshing sleep. Shorter than a nap but longer than a blinkie. Also, in Britain, as a derivative of napkin, a synonym for diaper.

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Old Joe in the next cubicle looks like he needs a nappy.

Smells like it too..

by gnostic3 December 31, 2021

New Jersey

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?

by gnostic3 November 24, 2019

oilering

n. Chiling and watching some top-notch hockey on the tube. Brews not optional. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Dude! Up for some oilering? Crosby’s in town.

I don’t know. Still a little sore.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2021

Par-Don

n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.

by gnostic3 November 26, 2020