deluginal

adj. Blindly oblivious to a mounting cascade, or deluge, of sensible objections to one’s irrationsl comments or opinions.

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If Olivia thinks that makeup makes her look pretty she is more deluginal than the president.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

pringle

v. To twist, shrivel, or bend from a flat uniform discoid shape into something resembling a deformed potato chip.

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Am I seeing this right! Tell me you did not just pringle my bicycle wheel!

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Jen’s umbilical hernia recurred when her mesh pringled due to a chronic Yersinia infection.

by gnostic3 February 04, 2019

dubai brothers

n. Close male friends from any eastern states who like to hang together.

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Who left this roach in the ablution area? Not cool man.

Probably one of the dubai brothers. They are such tokers.

by gnostic3 December 12, 2016

jenesserate

v. To work ludicrously efficiently and intelligently.

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If we all jenesserate we will finish these operations early and can begin drinking heavily.
Ashleying is also acceptable ... but no obscene hats.

by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

Winnipeg

place. Tiny, polite city proudly built between the granite bedrock of the shield and the cambrian silt that is Canada. Once the territory of a proud indigenous people who were badly advised and shuffled to obscurity, Winnipeg has become the twelfth tawdriest city in north america and the home of the seventh-best hockey team in Canada. Grain elevating and rock-sorting remain the leading industries altjough vestiges of fishing and a shrinking tourism industry survive. Annual floods have made home-building a prosperous undertaking and a large diorama in the newly built interpretive centre illustrates how the Red river overflows it’s banks in the same places every year and floods the ssme homes.

Want to go to Winnipeg in the spring?

If I can take my canoe!

by gnostic3 October 16, 2019

messi

v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business.

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We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time.

Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?

by gnostic3 March 16, 2019

tinfoil

n. In the 1940s strips of tinfoil were dumped from planes to shield them from radar detection. Now the word is applied to any event or announcement which shields a politician by deflecting the focus or attention of the press and public.

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Middle east peace plan, chinese viral apocalypse, pretty big news day!

Just tinfoil my naive friend. Just tinfoil.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2020