frugalitarian

n. Person who is careful with his money, but not cheap or miserly, despite what people say.

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You still wearing those ratty shoes you bought at the thrift shop. What a cheapskate.

You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.

That is my hope.

by gnostic3 November 11, 2019

thunburger

n. Tasty lunch item made from healthy renewable nematodes in a carbon-minus kitchen. Also a Swedish sexual activity involving reindeer herders that is often mistaken for a Lappdanse.

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God morgan Greta! Join me later for a thunburger in my solar car? Then we can walk to the breezy shore at sunset, calculate how much freely-available wind, solar and tidal energy was under-utilized by the planet, again, then spit in frustration at the stupidity of humans.

You hade me vide thunburger!

by gnostic3 January 07, 2022

robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Australian surgeons to good thick tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela! I reckon we can close this bleeding hernia up tighter that a platypus’ egghole.

by gnostic3 February 10, 2024

vaticant

n. A mythical centre of negative religiosity. A beacon of despair for atheists.

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What up? The Vatican has cancelled Easter.

Sounds more like something the vaticant would do.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2020

bladderhell

n. Incredibly difficult work assignment in which one struggles to overcome seemingly insurmountable difficulties such as bad lighting, smoke, bleeding etc and an increasing surfeit of urine.

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Where is the general surgery resident? I want to give her some pointless tasks.

Bladderhell. Again.

by gnostic3 November 19, 2017

robos

n. Redundant, aged, or otherwise unemployed AI machinery. Frequently robos can be found sharing a can of grease out by the railroad tracks.

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I pity the robos who will never write another essay.

by gnostic3 July 09, 2023

sander

n. Person who prefers to just sit in the sand. All day. Every day. No real ambition.

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Yo! Up for a little skateboard action?

No. I’m more of a sander.

by gnostic3 August 03, 2020