bipeach

v. To impeach someone for a second time.

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Why should we bipeach the treasurer? We will never get our money back.

Or our innocence.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

qatarwatar

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

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We have been wandering in this desert for forty days looking for some booze. I am near death and am ready to drink anything. Except qatarwatar.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

hobot

n. Shiftless mechanical vagrant programmed to loiter on the edges of society begging for oil.

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I think Kenney may be an evil hobot.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

holcroft

n. A star of stars. A stirling example of humanity.

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You rule! You are a total holcroft!

by gnostic3 May 21, 2020

lung bleaching

v. Wasting time and resources on a useless and potentially dangerous unproven therapy.

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You had some Chiropractic manipulation for your breast cancer? Waste of time! It’s just lung bleaching. You are so dead.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

roewade

n. Unwanted child born after the criminalization of abortions.

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My priest knocked me up;: so I can go to prison for murder, or have a roewade ... again.

by gnostic3 May 05, 2022