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The beast of beasts. Better than all ya. If you fuck with a dormer you will be in a dumpster at night. So don't fuck with a dormer or you will get the biggest dick-print on your face. Be warned of looking at a dormer for you will be scard for life cause of his beauty. To be a dormer you gotta be athletic, muscular, and you gotta have a big ass dick bigger than a moon. Yet the thing you really have to be... Is a duck! Quack, quack motherfucker!
I was just fucked by a dormer... I think I'm paralyzed
dormer by Michmich111 February 6, 2015
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n. College attendee who decides to spend the semester enjoying dorm life instead of attending classes

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Being a dormer for four years actually prepared me well for most jobs:; perhaps not neurosurgery.
dormer by gnostic3 October 16, 2019
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Douche Dormer 

When you meet someone who is normal but goes from 0 to 100 on the douchebaggery scale when hanging out with another douche. Their douchiness is added on to an existing douche structure creating a whole new level of douchiness.
"Ted was fine until that douche yacht Tim came along, now Ted is just a douche dormer."
Douche Dormer by Dillbox August 3, 2016

Doggy Dormer

A nook or alcove in one's home resembling the dimensions of a dog house.
That desk would fit perfectly into you doggy dormer.
Doggy Dormer by judicio July 24, 2009

Natalie Dormer 

A very beautiful and talented actress from Reading, Berkshire in England.

She is commonly known for portraying Anne Boleyn in the Showtime series "The Tudors" (based roughly on the life of past English monarch, Henry VIII) and also Margaery Tyrell in HBO's "Game of Thrones". She has also had roles on the likes of "Captain America: The First Avenger", "The Fade", etc.

As of 2011, she has been engaged to Anthony Byrne, an Irish director.
Natalie Dormer by Dulnefni October 7, 2013
A person (usually a millennial or generation Z and male) who has experienced apparent hardship (relationship breakup, job loss, failure etc.) and has became fully immersed in apathy, self hatred, depression and generally being a loner. Usually asleep or tired in the day and more active at the night, spending time on the internet or going on long night walks ruminating.

Often has little other hobbies, whilst listening to characteristic music including Slowcore, Eastern European Goth, 'Doomer Wave', Radiohead and the more sombre and depressing forms of Midwest Emo music.

Doomers often want a normal life, but find it hard to understand why everything goes against them and thinks long and hard about a path back to normality.
Person A: I haven't seen Tom in ages. Where is he?

Person B: He took breakup with his gf quite badly, then lost his job. He now spends all his time reading, posting sad status updates and depressing music on Facebook.

Person A: Sounds like Tom has gone full on Doomer.
Doomer by Guess 102 April 1, 2020
A person with a pessimistic outlook on life. A doomer feels a sense of helplessness and aimlessness and is often stricken with deep despair for life. For a doomer, life is meaningless, and the world is inevitably doomed by humanity's ignorance and greed.
"I've never seen Tom smile or try to be happy in my life, he's such a doomer"
Doomer by BunnyboyCarrot May 11, 2019