porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

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Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?
by gnostic3 October 03, 2016
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morneau

v. Lie to cover your tracks.

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Do not morneau young man. I know you profited from that club raffle and now you are pretending you have a better job offer in Queens. I think not.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2020
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rockery

n. Gathering place for aging bands that play hard-edged music. Usually a permanent venue such as a pub or theatre rather than an arena or grassy knoll where a festival takes place. Often used satiricly.

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Dude! Let's meander down to the rockery and laugh at the old fogeys. Be sure to bring your earplugs.

What?
by gnostic3 July 31, 2016
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pee patch

n. An ecologically friendly garden richly composted with organic material from the home.

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Watch your step when you're gathering carrots in the pee patch There is some fresh humanure out there.
by gnostic3 January 02, 2023
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arter

n. Person who produces drawings, poems, paintings, sculptures etc that aren't very good. Often a friend or relative.

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So, I hear you have a budding artist in your family.

Well ...more of an arter really ... but she can skip real well.
by gnostic3 July 19, 2019
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duffy

n. Somewhat dim person who doesn't know the location of his home or office or have the ability to understand simple rules.
You are such a duffy. I told you twice already. You work at the big grey building overlooking the Ottawa river.
by gnostic3 August 16, 2015
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