roewade

n. Unwanted child born after the criminalization of abortions.

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My priest knocked me up;: so I can go to prison for murder, or have a roewade ... again.

by gnostic3 May 05, 2022

nude year's eve

n. Time of heavy partying that leads to an extended period of naked activity, often in public but sometimes in quiet solitude.

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Planning to table dance again this nude year's eve?

One doesn't plan these things, they just happen, but I am taking my tassels to the party.

Good plan Fred.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

virality

n. The new reality.

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You cannot kiss strangers. That is just virality.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

grinerswitch

n. A very one-sided exchange of something valuable or useful for something with political benefit but limited practical value.

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Look! North Korea gave us a box of old battle flags in exchange for some nuclear missiles.

Kind of a grinerswitch.

by gnostic3 December 08, 2022

bipeach

v. To impeach someone for a second time.

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Why should we bipeach the treasurer? We will never get our money back.

Or our innocence.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

oilering

n. Chiling and watching some top-notch hockey on the tube. Brews not optional. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Dude! Up for some oilering? Crosby’s in town.

I don’t know. Still a little sore.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2021