robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Aussie surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela. Reckon we can close the hiatus up tighter than a platypus’ egg hole.

Too right Doc. Then we can get on with all those Redo’s Procedures on the emergency list.
by gnostic3 March 13, 2024
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wallabeer

n. Aussie term for foul cheap malt liquor with high alcohol content.

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G’day Bruce! Come out the scorcho for a mo’ my son and down a wallabeer, unless those Perth dinkums have turned you against God’s own beverage.
by gnostic3 October 28, 2022
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goosefight

n. Disorganised skuffle between two angry but untrained foes.

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The Ukrainian war has turned into a real goosefight.
by gnostic3 May 05, 2022
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Guyliner

n. Periocular makeup worn by rockers, fluffy movie stars, brigands and other gentlemen with flair and a certain lack of torn rugby jerseys in their closets.

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That Johnny Depp, he likes to wear guyliner. It's like he has a free pass or something.
by gnostic3 October 28, 2015
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World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.
by gnostic3 November 04, 2016
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chuck3

n. New king of much of the civilized part of the world. Kind of industrious and loyal to his vision of British Royal entitlement but with an unusual combination of naivety and ignorance. Giant ears keep crown out of his eyes.

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Where is chuck3? This ceremonial ribbon is not going to cut itself.
by gnostic3 October 26, 2022
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jabee

n. Person who has been vaccinated.

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You a jabee? Only jabees being let in to the brothel tonight.

Bummer.

Only if you are a jabee.
by gnostic3 April 30, 2021
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