gnostic3's definitions
by gnostic3 April 21, 2021
Get the trudoughmug. n. A definitive loss in a sporting event, career, dating situation etc that totally destroys one’s future hopes.
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Today Canada suffered a dreamdash at the World Hockey Championships. Again.
Get over it. Americans are just better.
Get over it. Americans are just better.
by gnostic3 December 28, 2019
Get the dreamdashmug. My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.
by gnostic3 August 2, 2020
Get the grouch potatomug. adj. Extreme facial oedema following a bee sting. A painful condition which is considered humorous if it is non-fatal..
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Dude! I wiz pollin’ the apiaristos and the buzz was like you’d bee totally beefaced this A.M. and it bee all true! That is a honey of a reaction right there. This selfie with you giant red mug be a keeper.
by gnostic3 May 19, 2021
Get the beefacedmug. n. A punctuation mark consisting of a colon and a semi-colon ( :; ) used when you can't figure out which one is the proper choice.
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Jenn totally nailed that hernia :; the sac came off :; the vas stayed in.
Did you just use two sesquicolons in one sentence? You are the man.
Did you just use two sesquicolons in one sentence? You are the man.
by gnostic3 December 20, 2016
Get the sesquicolonmug. by gnostic3 December 29, 2021
Get the guyotinemug. v. To abdicate the emperorship of Japan, or by extension, to give up any trivial or formerly wonderous position.
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by gnostic3 April 30, 2019
Get the japdicatingmug.