gnostic3's definitions

trudough

n. Money paid to corrupt politicians.

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Canada has committed to putting an end to trudough.

by gnostic3 April 21, 2021

dreamdash

n. A definitive loss in a sporting event, career, dating situation etc that totally destroys one’s future hopes.

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Today Canada suffered a dreamdash at the World Hockey Championships. Again.

Get over it. Americans are just better.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.

by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

beefaced

adj. Extreme facial oedema following a bee sting. A painful condition which is considered humorous if it is non-fatal..

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Dude! I wiz pollin’ the apiaristos and the buzz was like you’d bee totally beefaced this A.M. and it bee all true! That is a honey of a reaction right there. This selfie with you giant red mug be a keeper.

by gnostic3 May 19, 2021

sesquicolon

n. A punctuation mark consisting of a colon and a semi-colon ( :; ) used when you can't figure out which one is the proper choice.

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Jenn totally nailed that hernia :; the sac came off :; the vas stayed in.

Did you just use two sesquicolons in one sentence? You are the man.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2016

guyotine

n. Device for getting rid of an unwanted suitor.

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The poet with herpes keeps calling! Oil up my guyotine.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

japdicating

v. To abdicate the emperorship of Japan, or by extension, to give up any trivial or formerly wonderous position.

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I wonder how long it will be until we see Trump japdicating.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2019