djokoviking

v. Using your fame or power to avoid the responsibilities of life.

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Paris Hilton, in her era, was huge on djokoviking. But she never endangered millions of Aussies.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

cupper

n. Person who, on birthdays etc, gives coffee cups inscribed with witticisms to pretty girls he admires and wishes to date. Less intense than flowers or jewelry, the gifts can be laughed off if his feelings are not reciprocated.

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Valentine's Day is coming. Going to finally tell Sophie that you love her?

Nah, but I found her this great mug with an erotic limerick! In Latin!

You are such a cupper. You know you are going to die alone, right?

Nos amici mei videbundt!

by gnostic3 June 10, 2017

scooties

n. Young idiotic riders of electric scooters. Often seen in noisy swarms violating both civic laws and the rules of common sense.

Heads up! Reckless scooties approaching.

by gnostic3 August 27, 2022

repoopulate

v. A medical procedure in which the disease-causing bacteria in a patient's colon are replaced by normal, healthy bacteria by transplantation of faeces via the anal canal.

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I had a C. difficile infection but I avoided a bowel resection because I let the doctor repoopulate my colon.

Do you know how they do that? I think I would have opted for the resection.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2017

fringer

n. Theatre enthusiast willing to endure numerous hard benches and enthusiastic presentations of confused mayhem in the search for one nugget of magic

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I am going to the Fringe Theatre Festival this weekend. This is the year that being a fringer pays off.

You say that every year.

by gnostic3 August 07, 2019

sandbagged

v. Signed to a rich sports contract by an evil empire with questionable morality.

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Many football stars are being sandbagged. Where will it end?

Probably Oman.

by gnostic3 July 05, 2023

johnson

v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.

by gnostic3 September 10, 2019