Definitions by gnostic3

goaliefight 

n. An ice hockey event so clumsily comicsl and so outrageous that all sports media will show it and thereby increase the fan base of a marginal dying sport. (Except in Latvia and some parts of Canada). Also used in the sense of a metaphor.

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That senate trial was a real goaliefight, eh? We don’t have politics like that in Latvia.

goaliefight by gnostic3 February 8, 2020

meekling

n. Someone who supports a criminally incompetent, deranged, or otherwise evil superior to avoid any personal troubles associated with just saying “No More!”.

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Romney is not a meekling.

meekling by gnostic3 February 7, 2020

algoreithm 

n. Complex decision-making process used by environmentalists to evaluate the proper way to proceed when building a pipeline, designing a city, draining a swamp etc.

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Are you using the latest algoreithm? Those owl burrows look a little close to the runway.

algoreithm by gnostic3 February 4, 2020

ka-ching ca-khing 

Onomatopoeic expression denoting an expected cash windfall.

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BMI cholecystectomy with chlolodochoduodenostomy? What does that even mean Kara?

Ka-ching ca-khing!

ka-ching ca-khing by gnostic3 February 1, 2020

exconerated 

v. Declared not-guilty, despite yor obvious guilt, by a cadre of supporters.

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I hope to buy my way out of this mess. I will appoint my own judge and be exconerated by Tuesday.

exconerated by gnostic3 February 1, 2020

blizzardboy 

n. Canadian term for usually unemployed vagrant who is available to shovel out streets after a heavy snowfall, and, by extension, anyone asked to do any menial job because their usual work is trivial enough to leave undone.

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They need this blood down in OR 12!

Do not look at me! I am a nurse, not your blizzardboy.

blizzardboy by gnostic3 February 1, 2020

passed 

v. Died. Can also mean to give the ball or puck to a teammate.

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Did you hear? Kobe passed.

Wow. That is interesting news.First time that ever happened.

You are incredibly insensitive.

Too soon?

passed by gnostic3 January 30, 2020