clawshake

n. An unwelcome handshake in which one person is grasped awkwardly as if in a raptor’s talons.

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Did you see the clawshake Trudeau gave Biden yesterday? Awkward!

by gnostic3 February 10, 2023

qatarded

adj. Lacking in sense, morals and alcohol.

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Who is running Alberta now? That is so qatarded!

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

myceliate

v. To spread or disseminate secretly , slyly or underground, as a fungus would.

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We need to myceliate this information quickly, before the anti-vaxxers can mobilize their masses of coughing supporters.

by gnostic3 April 29, 2022

skidboard

n. Skateboard with the wheels ripped off. Used on icy streets, railings etc in Canada during winter.

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Dude! Radical skidboard you got there, eh. Gnarly undercarriage remnants. Would you go downhill faster if you just bought a snowboard?

Leave me alone mom.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2022

nursish

adj. Having some of the skills and qualities of a nurse without any actual training.

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You’re limping. Better let me have a feel of your leg.

Okay. You are a nurse, right?

Well, I’m nursish.

by gnostic3 April 17, 2018

amandariffic

adj. Work done to an exacting unsurpassable standard.

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This is some amandariffic charge-nursing we have going on here! Where are the golden stars?

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022