Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 06, 2022

peachy

adj. Atmosphere or circumstances conducive to impeachment.

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Things in Washington are looking peachy.

by gnostic3 December 04, 2019

cleanish

adj. Dirty. Usually very dirty.

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Is this glass clean? I really need a drink of water.

Well ... it’s cleanish. You may want to add some alcohol to the water.

by gnostic3 October 06, 2022

peachy keen

adj. Enthusiastically supportive of impeachment.

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The peachy keen folk are starting to drool on their entitlements.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2021

ewetube

n. 1)Sausage made from female sheep meat.

2)Snug tanktop

3)Unusual sexual position.

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Hey Mabel. Wanna go to the farmer's market for some beer and a ewetube?

You'll have to be more specific.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

bluesprint

n. Simple plan one follows when constructing a basic, repetitious, boring blues song.

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Nice blues jam man. Very intricate. You did not just use a bluesprint.

by gnostic3 April 21, 2018

guyotine

n. Device for getting rid of an unwanted suitor.

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The poet with herpes keeps calling! Oil up my guyotine.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021