gnostic3's definitions

icenado

n. Winter snowy blizzard with added components of freezing rain and extreme winds.

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Dude! Your new skidboard moves down the ramp like an icenado. Totally zip.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2022

duner

n. Generally bewildered person, like Jim Morrison, who thinks the empty arid desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all the mysteries of life.

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Old one! I beseech you. Reveal the truths of the mesquite to me.

Another duner. If we knew the secrets of life do you think we would be dying of dehydration in an admittedly-gorgeous slot canyon?

by gnostic3 January 4, 2022

druzzle

n. An amount of something such as rain, work, bleeding etc that makes life unpleasant or intolerable.

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Why so glum?

Having one of those days. Druzzle, druzzle , druzzle.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

dumpling

n. Small dump. Usually produced by a puppy or an overflowing politician.

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I wll grant you that it is cute. But it is none the less a dumpling. Avoid being sullied by it.

by gnostic3 May 30, 2020

tennesseen

adj. Over with. Done. The end of a brief run of an unexpected popularity or success that may never be repeated.

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Trust me. That Weinstein Guy is done. Totally tennesseen.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

paquinator

n. A totally dominant unstoppable tough player in sports or business.

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We need a paquinator to burst though the line and rip the ball off the opposition. Who's up for it? Karen?

by gnostic3 August 9, 2016

slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021