Definitions by gnostic3

covump 

n. Annoying or inconvenient obstruction that interferes with a plan. Akin to a hiccup.

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We were doing so well. Then along came a covump and we were dead in the roses.

covump by gnostic3 October 2, 2020

D-bate 

n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.

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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.

Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.

D-bate by gnostic3 October 1, 2020

dysdoffia 

n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.

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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?

He has a touch of dysdoffia.

dysdoffia by gnostic3 September 5, 2020

dysdoffia 

n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.

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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?

He has a touch of dysdoffia.

dysdoffia by gnostic3 September 5, 2020

submarineing 

v. Insulting the courage, dedication or memory of valiant marines and other soldiers.

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A man capable of submarineing is capable of any atrocity and is not fit to command.

submarineing by gnostic3 September 5, 2020

raptor 

n. someone who has fallen, rapidly, from greatness to mediocrity.

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Dude! You did a triple wheelie spin last week and now you can’t stick an ollie? What a raptor thou hast become.

raptor by gnostic3 September 3, 2020

dysdonia 

n. Neurologic condition which impairs one's ability to dress properly.

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Can you help me with this tie? I have dysdonia.

Is that why your shoes are different colours? ... And sizes?

dysdonia by gnostic3 August 29, 2020