final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

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Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 02, 2022

Red Deer

place. Delightful ex-hamlet nestled at the edge of the polar nexus where the aboriginals had established a lovely family-based community that they were convinced to relinquish while ravaged by fevers and famine. With hard work the neo-natives have established a place where year after year select Canadians come together to fling frozen stones down sheets of ice, scoot about after frozen rubber discs on sheets of ice, and, encased in body-hugging neoprene, chase about on oval-shaped sheets of ice. There is also some wife-swapping, but the sheets aee less frozen.

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Say, how about we sled up to Red Deer in the dead of winter and catch the Canada Winter Games.

Will it be thirty degrees below zero?

You know it!

by gnostic3 February 24, 2019

humanure

n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.

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This U.N. report on ecological sustainability contains more humanure than Tyler's carrot and pee patch.

by gnostic3 January 02, 2023

bower

n. Combination of a quick cold bath then a hot shower. Often touted as a hangover cure.

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You look horrible! Better ease your flesh out of bed, grab a quick bower, and get over to the hill. Your State of the Union address is in an hour.

Fake News! SAD!! I look good. Hansomest office holder ever. Only drink soda.

by gnostic3 February 06, 2019

vaccy

n. Australian vacuum cleaner.

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Time you bought a vaccy Bruce. The grub droppings have formed an escarpment in your Shiela’s cage that would put the Blue Mountains to shame.

by gnostic3 April 06, 2021

2020 vision

n. A complete, well focused, idea of what your new year, and indeed your life and the life of your family, country, football club etc will become.

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Do you have 2020 Vision?

Not yet. Things in the crystal ball seem a bit hazy

Perhaps I can sell you some more rose tinted glasses Don.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019