adoughable

adj. A heart-warming quality held by any flour-based product that is artistically crafted or made by a small child.

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Kitten-shaped cupcakes! That's adoughable!

Are you making fun of my cleft palate?

by gnostic3 November 22, 2022

hoboerotic

adj. A vivid thought or dream that contains sexual activity involving scruffy wandering vagrants or under-funded poets.

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You gotta help me doc. I keep having these dreams where I'm in a forest and a ragged guy with a sack on the end of a stick offers to squeegee my windshield.

Don't worry miss, sounds like a simple hoboerotic fantasy. Quite a common thing. Why my mother used to talk about wanting to go for a tramp in the woods.

by gnostic3 March 03, 2019

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

guyotine

n. Device for getting rid of an unwanted suitor.

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The poet with herpes keeps calling! Oil up my guyotine.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

Par-Don

n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.

by gnostic3 November 26, 2020

kneegrow spiritual

n. Song that lifts spirits while making people taller.

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I wish I was as tall as Kobe!

Have you tried singing a kneegrow spiritual?

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

beddard

v. To deke around opposition players in a stunning fashion on skates or veer between obstacles on a skateboard, etc.

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If you beddard like you've never beddarded before we will win this game.

by gnostic3 January 03, 2023