Definitions by gnostic3

porking croats 

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

porking croats by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

house of harlotry 

n. Bordello, or, if you are very old, a nice home where an unmarried couple live.

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No daughter of mine is ever going to babysit in a house of harlotry!

house of harlotry by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

qatarwatar 

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

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We have been wandering in this desert for forty days looking for some booze. I am near death and am ready to drink anything. Except qatarwatar.

qatarwatar by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

amandariffic 

adj. Work done to an exacting unsurpassable standard.

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This is some amandariffic charge-nursing we have going on here! Where are the golden stars?

amandariffic by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

jenesserate 

v. To work ludicrously efficiently and intelligently.

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If we all jenesserate we will finish these operations early and can begin drinking heavily.
Ashleying is also acceptable ... but no obscene hats.

jenesserate by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

ashleying 

n. Moving like a tornado, at work or at play. Additionally, in Australia, it can refer to sewing obscene hats or smiling sweetly whilst handing out rocks shaped like heads.

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The world would be a better place if more people were ashleying.

And we would all have anus hats.

ashleying by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

vanesserate

v. To perform efficiently and intelligently in one's vocation, sport etc.

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We can finish this slate of operations if we all vanesserate like crazy. But if we do get behind I want to see some ashleying.

vanesserate by gnostic3 November 25, 2022