gnostic3's definitions

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

shandro

n. A duplicitous conniver. An untrustworthy sort.

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Where is the funding for our new hospital? Don’t tell me a shandro has axed the budget. Again.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2020

fact-tramp

n. Person more concerned with the truth of a statement that with the impact of the statement. These concrete-thinkers are often undiagnosed schizophrenics unable to see the big picture.

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This new health-care plan will make America great again!

Tens of millions will die needlessly. In horrible pain.

"Great again!" Are you deaf? Are you a fact-tramp working for the filth at CNN? "Great again!!!" With four exclamation points.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017

sweepers

n. Ice curlers too weak or uncoordinated to throw heavy granite stones. They just sweep dirt and candy wrappings out of the stone's path.

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Come on sweepers! Put a little zest into it. We nearly wrecked on a ciggie butt in that last end.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

flaw and ordure

n. A messy system of government resulting from an executive branch ignoring or overwhelming the judicial and parliamentary branches.

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Look at the world. Colombia, Brazil, Somalia, Syria. Nothing but flaw and ordure.

by gnostic3 June 28, 2020

UV enema

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

spiderbang

n. Aussie term for any useless time-wasting activity.

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Strewth mate! Get on with the operation! We didn’t scrub up for a bleeding spiderbang.

Hang about. The gasser hasn’t tubed her yet.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021