Definitions by gnostic3

robos 

n. Redundant, aged, or otherwise unemployed AI machinery. Frequently robos can be found sharing a can of grease out by the railroad tracks.

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I pity the robos who will never write another essay.

robos by gnostic3 July 9, 2023

booster seats 

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.

booster seats by gnostic3 July 9, 2023

carring 

v. Any activity, often pointless, done inside a vehicle in which you live after you lose your job or mealticket.

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Coming to the concert bro%?

Nah. No cash. Think I'll just spend the evening carring. Again.

carring by gnostic3 July 6, 2023

guat-thrusts 

n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.

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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.

You don't look Mayan.

Quiet Fleury.

guat-thrusts by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery 

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

sandbagged 

v. Signed to a rich sports contract by an evil empire with questionable morality.

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Many football stars are being sandbagged. Where will it end?

Probably Oman.

sandbagged by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

hoalie 

n. Hockey netminder of dubious quality.

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Why have the Oilers signed another hoalie?

hoalie by gnostic3 July 5, 2023