wombatter

n. Delicious coating for making deep-fried koala even tastier. Much loved in finer Perth eateries.

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Where’s my wombatter Shiela? Streuth- covered emu dumps! Don’t tell me you’ve only gone and fed it to your bloody sugar glider when the abos are already on their way over for a proper dinkle!

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

disjointed

adj. Lacking a reefer because an authotity figure or bully has taken it from your lips.

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So this cop comes along so my woman whips her purse against my face and before I can move I am totally disjointed.

Props to her man.

by gnostic3 July 02, 2020

exconerated

v. Declared not-guilty, despite yor obvious guilt, by a cadre of supporters.

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I hope to buy my way out of this mess. I will appoint my own judge and be exconerated by Tuesday.

by gnostic3 February 01, 2020

rockwall

n. Any ludicrously difficult hike or other task, that you have accomplished with ease. Often dropped into conversations as a thinly veiled form of bragging.

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Bike New York to Montreal in two days? It’s no rockwall. So yeah. I could get ‘er done.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2022

hoggers

n. Ice curlers too weak to broom their shot rocks into the briar ring. Weaklings, fire dampers.

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You hoggers couldn't take out my stones with both hands!

Sweep this Canuck!

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

goose soup

n. Excellent! Awesome! Aussie skater term.

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Nice fakey backstretch Sheila! Totally goose soup!

by gnostic3 June 23, 2020

beefaced

adj. Extreme facial oedema following a bee sting. A painful condition which is considered humorous if it is non-fatal..

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Dude! I wiz pollin’ the apiaristos and the buzz was like you’d bee totally beefaced this A.M. and it bee all true! That is a honey of a reaction right there. This selfie with you giant red mug be a keeper.

by gnostic3 May 19, 2021