gnostic3's definitions

merkled

v. Disparaged publicly.

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Madonna totally merkled Sean Penn last night on stage.

Did anyone care?

by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

shielders

n. People who fearfully hide from the dangers of the world, often by taking sensible precautions.

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Hey! You shielders can come out now. We facers have faced down the plague and the sickened remnants of our brave band are ready for your well-reasoned care.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

duffy

n. Somewhat dim person who doesn't know the location of his home or office or have the ability to understand simple rules.

You are such a duffy. I told you twice already. You work at the big grey building overlooking the Ottawa river.

by gnostic3 September 23, 2015

japaknees

n. Inflammatory joint condition caused by far too much hiking in the Japanese mountains or walking between shrines.

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I'd love to come to the rugby match Yestin but I'm having trouble with my japaknees.

by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

ear witness

n. Person who heard something important related to a crime.

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Why you all dressed up?

Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.

They know you can't count, right?

by gnostic3 October 27, 2014

drifter

n. Continent that wanders on the tectonic lava beneath earth’s surface.

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Drifters have been responsible for most of the world’s upheavals.

I hear that. Someone should do something.

by gnostic3 October 13, 2019

trumpjuror

n. A juror who has decided in advance how he will vote.

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Of course Bob is guilty of murder most foul! I am a trumpjuror. Wake me up when the deliberationdonuts arrive.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021