gnostic 1's definitions
n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.
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My eyes! My eyes!
What's wrong dude?
I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
What's wrong dude?
I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012
Get the cryptermug. by gnostic 1 November 6, 2013
Get the kangmug. place. Town in Canada that sits boldly upon the bare prairies surrounded by wheat fields and arthropods not encumbered by gluten-allergies. Gravel deposits are almost non-existent due to the intransigent nature of the recent glaciation, but a ready supply of clay is at hand so there are no shortages of bricks and brick-like accretions.
Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.
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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.
Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.
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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.
Is that Coronation in the distance? I would love to take off my locust-proof coat and down a few brews.
It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.
It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.
by gnostic 1 January 24, 2013
Get the Coronationmug. place. Tiny Village in Alberta blessed with an abundance of enormous picturesque boulders that make it the "Stonehenge" of the Rocky Mountains. What is the meaning of the odd arrangements? How did the simple people move the enormous stones? Aliens? Why did this advanced civilisation die out?
These, and other mysteries are not addressed at a Government Interpretive Centre. Conspiracy?
Abandoned coal mines abound: ideal for family excursions, or climb the famous "groaning" Turtle Mountain.
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These, and other mysteries are not addressed at a Government Interpretive Centre. Conspiracy?
Abandoned coal mines abound: ideal for family excursions, or climb the famous "groaning" Turtle Mountain.
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Look at all the boulders! How did they move them? And why did they build their dwellings beneath them? To understand you have to think like the ancient village itself.
You're not going to be Frank are you?
Yes. Yes I am.
You're not going to be Frank are you?
Yes. Yes I am.
by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013
Get the Frankmug. Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.
The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.
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The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.
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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
Get the Clashing Coloursmug. I'll never get a date. My hair is dweebish. My taint itches. My confidence is sagging.
Sounds like you need a push-up bro.
Sounds like you need a push-up bro.
by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013
Get the push-up bromug. v. phrase- Canadian expression for smoking crack.
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by gnostic 1 June 1, 2013
Get the meet the mayormug.