circumseyes

v. Looking with disgust or disfavour upon a foreskin.

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I'm going out with that hot sheep shearer tonight. You know. The one from Perth.

Why do you bother. You know she will just circumseyes you. Get out the clippers mate!

by gnostic 1 April 27, 2013

wrinklers

n. Folk that are unaware that they are far too old for a given pursuit.

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The entertainment world is full of wrinklers.

Yeah. Oprah, Bieber, Stallone. It's culling time.

by gnostic 1 February 03, 2013

visit City Hall

v. phrase- Canadian expression meaning to buy some drugs.

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Dude! Got any crack?

Nah man. I didn't have time to visit City Hall.

by gnostic 1 June 02, 2013

fruitstickle

n. Any fruit served on a short, usually wooden, stick. Commercially prepared faux flower arrangements are the usual, but not the only, source.

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Whoa, dude! I am totally wiped from doing all these leapstands. How about we get a couple of fresh frozen fruitstickles?

Fresh frozen fruitsicles?

No, "fruitstickles".

No thanks, sounds lame.

by gnostic 1 January 26, 2013

deigloofication

v. Warming of a house or car etc. on a very cold day. Can also be used whimsically when discussing frigid partners.

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Dude! Your house is totally freezing! It is time to get some deigloofication going on in here.

Maybe you should slip on a cardigan.

by gnostic 1 February 09, 2013

push-up bro

n. Ego boosting male friend.

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I'll never get a date. My hair is dweebish. My taint itches. My confidence is sagging.

Sounds like you need a push-up bro.

by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013

fransing

v. Rabbiting on endlessly and with great enthusiasm about the latest quirky thing on the internet.

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...and there was this guy in a giant duck suit (You just have to see his expression!) and he was eating a peach! A peach! I swear to God! You have to see it. I could download show you right now if you want ...

I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.

by gnostic 1 September 21, 2013