lager hole

n. Rugby expression for a large gap through which one can run with the ball. The term has its roots in heavy drinking, as does rugby itself.

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Here now boyo. Wobble yer head a bit see, to throw them off kilter, and then plough up the lager hole.

I say. Spliffing idea old chap.

You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.

Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.

by gnostic 1 December 20, 2012

Rolling Stones Tour

n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.

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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?

No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.

by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

win dough

n. Money obtained through gambling.

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How you going to pay for all that dope?

I am using this here win dough of opportunity.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2013

dangler

n. Hockey term. A scoring move in which the stick and puck go around the goalie one way while the shooter goes the other. Requires long arms and extreme panache.

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Did you see the Czechs beat Canada in a shoot-out? What a dangler for the win!

by Gnostic 1 December 29, 2013

kangale

n. Australian slang for any soft drink. Does not need to actually contain any kangaroo products.

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Pass me a kangale mate. Me throats drier than a shrimp on a salty barbie.

Too fresh blokey. Me hand goes out!

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

drug

n. Past gerundial form of the verb drag, as used by skaters and bangers.

Who drug that ramp up next to here? You? You crazy strong.

That is correct. It were I. I drug it.

by gnostic 1 January 20, 2013

romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

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I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash my folks gave me.

by gnostic 1 December 15, 2012