gnostic 1's definitions

coolers

n. Surfers rappers and others who think they is "cool".

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We all that!

Yeah, we coolers!

by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

terribull

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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.....so then there was this big crash, see, and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all,"Judy! You is the chosen one!" So I said,"But I don't want to be pregnant. I got school to finish." (Sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

by gnostic 1 December 30, 2012

bro-sures

n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.

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Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.

Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.

by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

kangale

n. Australian slang for any soft drink. Does not need to actually contain any kangaroo products.

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Pass me a kangale mate. Me throats drier than a shrimp on a salty barbie.

Too fresh blokey. Me hand goes out!

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

drug

n. Past gerundial form of the verb drag, as used by skaters and bangers.

Who drug that ramp up next to here? You? You crazy strong.

That is correct. It were I. I drug it.

by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013

circumseyes

v. Looking with disgust or disfavour upon a foreskin.

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I'm going out with that hot sheep shearer tonight. You know. The one from Perth.

Why do you bother. You know she will just circumseyes you. Get out the clippers mate!

by gnostic 1 April 27, 2013

warmageddon

n. The oft-predicted final battle over the destiny of Earth's soul between the believers in global warming and the followers of Satan (or between the Global Warming Conspirators and the Holders of the True Knowledge).

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Pretty frigid today, ehh?

That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.

How is that even possible?

You'll see. You'll all see!

by gnostic 1 October 3, 2013