glen's definitions

royal flush

when the queen or princess uses a douche

princess die needs her royal flush

by glen April 6, 2004

rosedale flu

the chough one gets after taking a really big bong hit

becky got the rosedale flu this morning

by glen April 5, 2004

gtr

got to run

dude my moms bitching i gtr

by glen March 9, 2004

lux et veritas

Dishwashing Soap and Tape Backup Software. (i.e. Get a clean Backup or Clean your backup tapes)

Originally expressed as Palmolive et Veritas, however, Madge (the Palmolive saleswoman) was mostly too hands on and Lux was therefore considered more generic.

"There are parity errors on our backup tapes. Tell operations 'lux et veritas'!

by Glen March 5, 2004

rumpton

The act of rumpton, bolting one in the opposite sex.

SEX

Fancy rumpton sweetness

by glen January 21, 2004

walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

by Glen January 9, 2004

mcjob

Job choices that are presented when all one has strived for is a McEducation. Usually involves those that have a McAttitude and McMentality. Usually not race or class based, but based on culture. Can also be caused by having McParents.

Even though (Bubba, Laquicia, Jose, Bobbie-Lee) graduated from high school with good grades, all that would ever be available would be a McJob.

by Glen November 29, 2003