gleenn's definitions

alligator tears

Tears that are fake, or are meant to deceive. Same as crocodile tears.

Man, that bitch was totally faking it with those alligator tears.

by gleenn May 29, 2007

collinear anatidae

A fancy way of saying "ducks in a row", which is an expression meaning having to have everything setup perfectly to work.

Collinear = in a line
anatidae = family of birds know as ducks.

You'd really have to have collinear anatidae if you want to get a rocket to Mars.

by gleenn July 10, 2018

midsexual

Someone who is attracted to people who are only mildly attractive. Someone who only likes 5 out of 10s. Why would you want a 10/10, they're probably a lot of work.

Extremely attractive woman walks up to man in bar. Man to woman: "Sorry, I'm a midsexual, no time for models and influencers"

by gleenn March 17, 2024

clamagram

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.

Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.

by gleenn July 22, 2017

hours on end

An expression which means a long time.

That play was so long, was just hours on end.

by gleenn May 5, 2017

Hobillary

The union of Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama.

Damn, did you see Hobillary arguing last night, they were going to tear each other a new one.

by gleenn February 2, 2008

Happy time fun time

The best time of the year!

Yeah, love that happy time fun time part of the year!

by gleenn December 5, 2017