Comedy that is popular amongst students. Sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all.
Crap comedian "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"
Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so funny!!" "Now THAT'S alternative comedy at it's finest!"
Normal person "Jesus christ"
Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so funny!!" "Now THAT'S alternative comedy at it's finest!"
Normal person "Jesus christ"
by GF October 07, 2005
Short for MDMA which in turn is short for Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. The most purest, cleanest chewmical in the world. Powdered form of the street drug ecstasy usually found in unclean, unpure pill form. Once you do this, you'll never wanr to touch another pull again. Swear down. However, it has a rather foul, vile taste, so is best taken wrapped in a rizla.
Guy 1 "Yo g you got any pills on ya?"
Guy 2 "Nah mate i don't do that shit, i got some MD though"
Guy 1 "Whats that?"
Guy 2 "The best thing you'll do in your life. Much better than cocaine
Guy 1 "Yeah man i'll try some"
Half an hour alter
Guy 1Nah man this is fuckin brilliant i'm never doin those awful pills again man!
Guy 2 "Nah mate i don't do that shit, i got some MD though"
Guy 1 "Whats that?"
Guy 2 "The best thing you'll do in your life. Much better than cocaine
Guy 1 "Yeah man i'll try some"
Half an hour alter
Guy 1Nah man this is fuckin brilliant i'm never doin those awful pills again man!
by GF August 27, 2007
A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.
This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.
This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.
"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"
"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"
"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"
by GF September 04, 2008
Slang term for person. Usually used by violent thugs and hooligans when referring to another violent thug or hooligan. Can refer to either a friend or an enemy. See example below.
by GF August 22, 2004
The result of a life time of eating too many chicken kebabs and playing tennis. If one has fat calves they are always in denial that they have fat calves and claim that it is just muscle, resulting in asking in a rather homo-erotic way to feel the calves to show they are not fat when they are clearly visibly fat.
Predox "Had a beltin chicken kebab last night from Abdul's"
Keane "I can tell, your calves are looking fatter than usual lad"
Predox "My calves are not fat you swine! Come here, feel them, I'll prove I don't have fat calves"
Keane "No thanks"
Keane "I can tell, your calves are looking fatter than usual lad"
Predox "My calves are not fat you swine! Come here, feel them, I'll prove I don't have fat calves"
Keane "No thanks"
by GF August 19, 2006
A brand of weed killer closely associated with predox. It kills all known weeds with little trouble leaving you with a nice green garden.
by GF September 21, 2004
A word made popular around Manchester by Richard Keane.
1. The traditional meaning of this term refers to a male human being, usually somebody who is quite young or younger than the person saying it such as a child.
2. Same as above but used in a derogatory way to put somebody in their place for talking to their superiors in a bad way.
3. Used as a sign of affection between two males addressing each other.
1. The traditional meaning of this term refers to a male human being, usually somebody who is quite young or younger than the person saying it such as a child.
2. Same as above but used in a derogatory way to put somebody in their place for talking to their superiors in a bad way.
3. Used as a sign of affection between two males addressing each other.
by GF August 23, 2004