gerald fawcett's definitions

susage

a massage that ends up with a blowjob

"Myrtle give me a susage now bitch.. theres a fiver in it for ye"

by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

H.U.F.

When unable to remember the proceedings during which you are blacked out from drinking or drug use, This period of time is known as HUF (Hours Unaccounted For)

"fuck sake man, drank a bottle of jack and banged 3 E's, cant mind a fucking thing, at least 6 H.U.F.”

by gerald fawcett March 3, 2008

Scimpy

Someone who acts scummy, whilst simultaneously acting gimpy, may be called scimpy. Either that or an alternative for a complete cunt.

Would ye' ever fuck off ye' wee scimpy bastard ye'.

by Gerald Fawcett February 4, 2008

Morning Beers

Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after

"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"

by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

jesus

A probably fictional man (a derivative one at that) who lived roughly 2000 years ago. He was said to be the son of god (mostly said by himself). Notable for performing several party tricks, for example turning water into wine, feeding 5000 people with limited supplies and rising from the dead. He had 12 lingers on, a couple of which fucked him over big style, most notably Judas. Appears heavily in the new testament of the best selling novel “The Bible” which spawned a cult following known as Christians. Sometimes his name may be used as term of mild annoyance or a word to stress other words.

"jesus josephine"

"jesus dave no fucking need for it"

by gerald fawcett February 23, 2008

quonce

a person with the characteristics of a "queer" and/or "ponce"

1. "you know that little gange queer"
2. "yeah mccorkel"
1. "he's such a fucking quonce"
2. "aye lol"

by gerald fawcett December 9, 2008

up your own hole

stuck up, egotistical, opposed to being proven wrong, self obsessed

"dave you're up your own hole"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008