coldie

a beer, served under 2 degrees celcius so it freezes your throat on the way down... mmmmmmm :P~

chuck us another coldie mate

by Gazza March 25, 2003

smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 08, 2006

stubbie

A glass beer bottle, typically containing 375mL of delicious, cold, frosty amber fluid... ahhhh :P

hey pass us another stubbie mate

by Gazza March 25, 2003

I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .

Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!

by Gazza February 04, 2016

axewound

The OFFICIAL nickname for a little boy from Hull called Luke Axel something (Can't remember his surname).

He is also known as H4xel.

Hey Axewound, hows it hanging?

by Gazza December 05, 2004

wollup!

i want to bang you!

porn star enter`s the room, you are with yr mates and you all think wollop! she can have some! (wot a babe)

by Gazza October 23, 2003