gavin's definitions

SlipperyFish

A person who escapes from impossible situtations,
A person who is a dare devil

Woa! Gavin, your such a slipperyfish

by Gavin March 9, 2004

ketamine crew

bunch of pikey munters who take lots of ketamine

:got any donkey?
:go see the ketamine crew

by gavin September 17, 2003

karsi

british term for the crapper

where's the karsi

by gavin March 17, 2004

cuntsnaffle

To be close and intimate with a particularly "juicy" ladyhole.

I was just about to give her a jolly good cuntsnaffle, when in walked the butler!

by gavin April 26, 2005

crazy lagooners

1. Taken from the re-hashed, Arsenal Football Club season-winning version of 'Crazy In Love' by Beyonce Knowles. Lyrics "Lookin' so crazy the-Gooners got me lookin', got me lookin' so crazy the-Gooners". Used to describe something that is mad to the point of disbelief, but in a fun way.

2. A Renault Laguna which is gold in colour.

1.
I almost died riding the rollercoaster on Yarmouth pier - it was crazy lagooners!

2.
- My pops has just purchased a crazy lagooner.
- What, you mean a gold Renault Laguna?
- Correct.

by Gavin July 2, 2004

Rig

large pikey music system used to annoy the police and the upper-middle classes

the fucking pigs seized the rig

by gavin September 17, 2003

window licker

person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.

:are there any triggers for your epilepsy?
:when i'm licking windows.

by gavin September 27, 2003