gavin's definitions

Rig

large pikey music system used to annoy the police and the upper-middle classes

the fucking pigs seized the rig

by gavin September 17, 2003

yoghurt weaver

someone who makes yoghurt and weaves baskets.
also pacifistic pikey
tends to dwell in Totnes

typical statement: do you want to see my bag of information?

by gavin September 14, 2003

brew crew

pikey with 20 odd pence more than white cider pikey

-'mothers joined the brew crew'
-'snobby cunt'

by gavin September 14, 2003

bailiff

thick 'who ate all the pies cunt' who comes round your house, stares at you and asks if your in.

:is mister titwank in?
:who?

by gavin September 14, 2003

techno

pikey sounds used to annoy the upper-middle classes

we had a 20k rig, dog fighting an' all on that cunts farm.

by gavin September 14, 2003

pie eater

A polite term for a fat person

That I.T Manager just sits and eats pies all day. What a fat tnuc

by Gavin September 12, 2003

cachungas

Breasts

Wow! Look at the cachungas on that sweet momma!

by Gavin September 2, 2003