gary's definitions

Downtard

1. A person of very low wits

or

2. A person who looks incredibly dumb

or

3. A combination of both 1 and 2

"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"

"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."

by Gary October 6, 2004

fuck away

to go away with more emphasis

Jim: can I come on the trip to the zoo
Gary: of course not, fuck away
Timo: that wasn't nice
Gary: you fuck away too buddy

by Gary November 15, 2004

bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

by gary December 2, 2003

acl

a white, female dog from Cuba

The acl took a dump in the feng shui corner.

by Gary April 11, 2003

gayqueering

Another word for sausage-fest back packing (camping). Originally coined as a term in the San Francisco Bay Area by a Cal student.

We're going gayqueering this weekend.

by Gary December 30, 2004

V.F.A.

Vaginal Flash Assistant

God you are one good V.F.A.

by Gary November 2, 2003

blowjob

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.

"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."

by Gary March 1, 2004